I don’t waste my piss, I actually save it to water my plant. I also used my shit as fertilizer. I donate all my semen to sperm bank after I masturbate. I believe waste of any resources is a grave sin.
What's so funny about that? Costco accepts returns on most anything, even after you've opened it, used some, etc. I hadn't touched this stuff, broken the seal, the gismo holding the two bottles together, figured I could get my moolah back. It was "nope!" *shrugs*Wait! I'm still chuckling over someone trying to return alcohol.
What a deal. Are you kidding? I love those buckets. I never seem to have enough 5 gallon buckets. That tequila must be vile, though, at that price.At least it's not Pancho Villa tequilla...still only $5.98 for a 5 gallon bucket...and you get to keep the bucket!
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What a deal. Are you kidding? I love those buckets. I never seem to have enough 5 gallon buckets. That tequila must be vile, though, at that price.
Not to be pedantic, and you may know better, but spirits don't age in the bottle. If you put 3yr whisky in a bottle, and open it 100 years later, it'll still be 3yr whisky. *When it gets bottled, time is frozen.so by that time it will be aged cheap tequila, but it will get used!
I didn't actually know that spirits don't "age" in a bottle. I'm sorta ignorant about this stuff, although I do have a copy of a wonderful paperback book I bought decades ago: Spirits & Liqueurs / Paperback – February 1, 2010 by Rosalind Cooper. My copy is copyright 1982. I checked it out of the library and liked it so much I bought a copy. I've dabbled some in making my own liqueurs. It's not difficult and the results can be very tasty. Liqueurs are pretty much all the result of people just experimenting over the centuries.Not to be pedantic, and you may know better, but spirits don't age in the bottle. If you put 3yr whisky in a bottle, and open it 100 years later, it'll still be 3yr whisky. *When it gets bottled, time is frozen.
*For something better than Cuervo, you'd also want to decant it into a smaller bottle as you drink it. Air will negatively affect the flavor of spirits. IOW, as the level goes down, the spirits will degrade over time. I'd only decant something I drink a glass or two of per year, and cost a small fortune.
Is this also true of wine?*When it gets bottled, time is frozen.
Not entirely, wine does some work with itself in the bottle, but most of the magic is done by the time it gets out of the barrel. Note that not all wines improve with age, and most have a 'peak' of when they should probably be consumed before they go south. 'Normal people wine' is ready to roll when you get hold of it at the store, or within a year or two. Some more expensive wines are best after a few years, and some very very expensive/rare ones are intended to sit in a cellar for a presidency or three before opened.Is this also true of wine?
In the summertime I make frozen lemonade drinks for barbecues, most of the time I use cheap-ish vodka, but I got rid of some nasty gift tequila that way once on the second round, and nobody complained, lol. They seem especially good for getting a drink or two into women who hate beer.
Pretty much all wines should be consumed the day you open them, cheapy ones you can get away with a day or so after (mostly because they're shit to begin with), but they go out the window quickly.
If you spend $500-$1k+ for a bottle of whisky, you don't want it degrading due to poor storage. If a $50 bottle degrades, it's not such a big deal.I don't comprehend your last sentence there. The bit about the "small fortune." Doesn't compute in my brain what you were getting at there.
Is this also true of wine?
Linkage?As to the wine, I know very little about it, but [DHT]Osiris' explanation is how I understood it to work.
I've been drinking the cheapest (to my knowledge) of wines (2 1/2 buck Chuck, the cab) exclusively for a while. I refrigerate immediately what I don't drink after opening. It certainly prevents the vinegary taste I get otherwise. I seldom drink more than 3-4 ounces a day... at dinner time, plus I skip a lot of days.Pretty much all wines should be consumed the day you open them, cheapy ones you can get away with a day or so after (mostly because they're shit to begin with), but they go out the window quickly.
Refrigeration certainly helps. I haven't noticed deterioration of my cheapo cab. Of course, it's just cheapo cab and I guess I don't know any better.For a few cents per bottle you can buy a can of inert air and a few airtight stoppers to save your wine. It's the oxygen that does them in so if you remove that from the bottle and stop any more from getting in you can vastly increase how long an opened bottle will stay good for.
Yeah but then you aren't drinking amazing wine, and who wants to live in that world?For a few cents per bottle you can buy a can of inert air and a few airtight stoppers to save your wine. It's the oxygen that does them in so if you remove that from the bottle and stop any more from getting in you can vastly increase how long an opened bottle will stay good for.
You guys are the best! You've saved me the sadness and indignity of pouring it down the drain or handing it over to some organization person with a weird smile on their face. Lots of great ideas here. Thanks!!! It'll likely take me a long time to use up 3 liters of the stuff, so by that time it will be aged cheap tequila, but it will get used!
Don't have any, but a search engine should get you lots of data. I read stuff every now and then, or hear wine segments on the radio, but I'm not that interested in wine, so I don't pay close attention. If you give me a glass of wine, I'll drink a glass of wine and like it ok, but it isn't something I buy for myself. Too much to learn for the payoff for me. I'm more interested in aged spirits, so that's where I focus my attention.Linkage?
Yeah but then you aren't drinking amazing wine, and who wants to live in that world?
Haha, I meant if you're stoppering/holding wine, you aren't drinking it! It's madness, drink that stuff up and enjoy it.What do you mean? If you fill the bottle with inert gas and put an airtight stopper on it fairly soon after opening it will taste just as amazing weeks later. I do this often enough when we open a second bottle and don't think we are going to finish it. Even if I pour another glass the same night just repeat the process and I can't notice a difference when I decide to finish it at some later date.
I was that way for a while (though wine was kinda my gateway into alcohol in general, aside from a few good beers), but had, very seriously, a life-changing glass of Brunello a few years back that's had me hooked ever since. I love/appreciate all alcohols though, I'd never place one over another, too much good to spread around.Don't have any, but a search engine should get you lots of data. I read stuff every now and then, or hear wine segments on the radio, but I'm not that interested in wine, so I don't pay close attention. If you give me a glass of wine, I'll drink a glass of wine and like it ok, but it isn't something I buy for myself. Too much to learn for the payoff for me. I'm more interested in aged spirits, so that's where I focus my attention.
I keep raw agave nectar in the house for just such an emergency!Either use to marinate chicken or combine with fruit juice and drink. Best to do both. Chili-lime-tequila grilled chicken thighs, some black beans, rice, fresh tortillas, and a couple margaritas. 2:1:1 tequila, lime juice, and triple sec. Shouldn't need any more sweetness but you can add some simple syrup if you like.
I've been drinking the cheapest (to my knowledge) of wines (2 1/2 buck Chuck, the cab) exclusively for a while.
I get home and do some online research and see that what I bought is considered crud.