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What to do with almost 40 apples.

NikolaeVarius

NikolaeVarius

Lifer
So, I have bout 40 apples in a box here. But considering no one eats them, they're starting to go a bit soft.

I need some ideas over what to do with them so they don't get wasted.
Don't say mass applesauce.
 
Slice them up and cook with some sugar and cinnamon, touch of lemon juice to prevent browning. Canning them is also good for a next step , or you can freeze them for long term storage.
 
Bob for them, until you cannot bob any more. Then you can slice'em up and sprinkle with some cinnamon/sugar. Then you can eat them.

Eat all of them.

Fucking ALL of them.
 
yea if theyre getting soft then i would just throw them at a brick wall. or hit them with a bat. they splatter really awesome
 
Put notes in them like "I saw what you did.", or "Meet me at the 7-Eleven at 8pm sharp or else!" and leave them at random residencies.

Soon you will be known as the Apple Bandit and might make the news. You could become famous, and need more apples. When you need more apples..contact me at the 7-Eleven at 8pm sharp.
 
sell them at a local "Apple store" and you can understand what you want from this 😛
or just call a friend and make an apple pie 😀
 
SandEagle said:
apple juice
smoothie?
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Tried it, wasn't that great.

Modelworks said:
Slice them up and cook with some sugar and cinnamon, touch of lemon juice to prevent browning. Canning them is also good for a next step , or you can freeze them for long term storage.
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Not too interested, preserving them just means they're going to get tossed during a clean up, need them in a form thats not sliced apples

dank69 said:
pie
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40 apples probably makes a lot of pie...

terry107 said:
Learn to juggle
Put them in a burlap sack and beat someone
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Already know how to juggle
Have better tools for beating

IronWing said:
Do live action story problems with the kids.
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Only kids I have are the computers.

Texashiker said:
apple wine?
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I am intrigued, tell me more

ImpulsE69 said:
Put notes in them like "I saw what you did.", or "Meet me at the 7-Eleven at 8pm sharp or else!" and leave them at random residencies.

Soon you will be known as the Apple Bandit and might make the news. You could become famous, and need more apples. When you need more apples..contact me at the 7-Eleven at 8pm sharp.
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Will get me shot

IronWing said:
Steve Jobs tribute performance art
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Would be me throwing apples at the nearest Apple store.

IronWing said:
Invite the neighbors over for a round of bobbing-for-apples. Or maybe trade them for chicken wings.
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Don't know my neighbors
 
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