Some of you are being too simplistic when you say that inflation won't happen because indicators are pointing to deflation. The question should be:
"What kind of assets should I invest in to protect against the massive inflationary policies that the government will enact to attempt to counteract the coming deflation."
That can be a valid question. Although, you wrote it in a highly biased fashion, so it is hard to outright declare it a worthwhile question. I'll ignore the opinion part, "massive inflationary", and the rest is a worthwhile question.
What are likely government actions? Low interest rates are one likely action (already being done). The best investments in that case are to start your own business or to invest in stable, dividend paying companies. Another likely action is deficit spending. Invest in companies that will benefit from this government spending (often construction companies, but it varies with the political winds).
Less likely government actions, but still highly possible actions include massive spending cuts (ie if conservatives have a big win in November). We've tried that in the 1930s and Britan is doing it now. Honestly, I never tried thinking of what would have been a good investment in 1938. But try looking there.
An even less likely result (given the deflationary scenario) would be actual massive inflation. When that happens the best bet could be in TIPS, Treasury Inflation Protected Securities (they pay out whatever the inflation rate is plus a premium, so you always win with inflation).
The fact is that our economy has been riding high for far too long now, based on demand built with imaginary value. It has to unwind at some point.
I think that point was in 2007/2008.