What to do when found out?

[slycat]

Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
LOL, dude you gotta learn to clear that documents menu. Or learn how to open your porn with it registering in there.

how to not get it registered there???

Drag the movie file onto the player, instead of double clicking the file. It will play, but it won't show up as a recently used document.

 

[Mr N8]

Dude - here's a checklist for you -

1. Get USB hard drive
2. transfer everything
3. remember to clear cache
4. no pr0n left on PC.
5. you're still gonna need a new SO, cause even if she stays, your gonna be left dry for a long time

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Dude - here's a checklist for you -

1. Get USB hard drive
2. transfer everything
3. remember to clear cache
4. no pr0n left on PC.
5. you're still gonna need a new SO, cause even if she stays, your gonna be left dry for a long time

Do u know how much a 90GB USB HD will cost??? :Q

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: slycat
Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

Dang you guys catalogue your porn? now that's hardcore. (no pun)

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: slycat
Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

Ummmm... "molester"? WTF? I hope that's not what I think it is.

 

[Descartes]

I'm not one to admonish another for enjoying porn, but if you've actually spent time out of your day to categorize it.......

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Dude - here's a checklist for you -

1. Get USB hard drive
2. transfer everything
3. remember to clear cache
4. no pr0n left on PC.
5. you're still gonna need a new SO, cause even if she stays, your gonna be left dry for a long time

Do u know how much a 90GB USB HD will cost??? :Q

not that much, 200 gb hd ~150 usb enclosure ~50. Rounding up, WAY up too

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: slycat
Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

Ummmm... "molester"? WTF? I hope that's not what I think it is.

ahah yeah...wTF???

 

[Confused]

Resgistering my name to the "Dude, you got pwned!" list!


Confused

 

[MrYogi]

tell her that you got the hard drive from someone? damn she looks likea comp geek.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: slycat
Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

Dang you guys catalogue your porn? now that's hardcore. (no pun)

come on...i mean its not personal...i just like to be neat.

 

[Alex]

i guess im a lil late here but here's what i do, for what its worth:

a) dont keep recent docs
b) dont let media player keep recent file list
c) keep the pr0n in a hidden folder and every time my gf is comin over i just change settings so that windows doesnt show hidden files and folders...

easy as pie


also it helps if you have 2 browsers... but who needs browsers when you have kazaa lite?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: slycat
Folders currently:

BK (bukkake)
mol (molester)
west (caucasian, white, non-asian)
uc (uncensored asian)
cen (censored) <---i only keep the ones that have mild masking, huge censor blocks i trash.
mtv (nude mtv's)
ufm (uniform theme)
outdr (outdoor, impromptu)
Folders 1-20 <---just named that way coz they are series based, meaning entire movies

..plus about 1000+ files uncataloged sitting in the root dir. thats why i gotta catalog them...not watching them
though.

Dang you guys catalogue your porn? now that's hardcore. (no pun)

come on...i mean its not personal...i just like to be neat.

The fact that you organize your porn isn't as disturbing as the fact that you have a porn category called "molester".

 

[Alex]

yeah 90 gigs is more than my entire HD
thats way too much, honestly.
im down with like about 10 base movies and like theres some that come and go with no more than like 20 total.

and for the record: molester cat is fooked.

 

[pennylane]

90 gigs > my harddrive

 

[Cadaver]

I guess I'm lucky. My wife like's the porn
Though most is on DVD and not on my computer (easier to watch together)

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: Cadaver
I guess I'm lucky. My wife like's the porn
Though most is on DVD and not on my computer (easier to watch together)

You're quite the lucky one.

 

[Staples]

Ever since it came out, I have always used Tweak UI to remove the Documents folder on Windows. I really hate that menu item.

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: franguinho
i guess im a lil late here but here's what i do, for what its worth:

a) dont keep recent docs
b) dont let media player keep recent file list
c) keep the pr0n in a hidden folder and every time my gf is comin over i just change settings so that windows doesnt show hidden files and folders...

easy as pie


also it helps if you have 2 browsers... but who needs browsers when you have kazaa lite?

Here's what I do, for what it's worth:

I log on to my computer with my user account and store my documents in my My Documents folder.

When my fiancee needs to use the computer, she logs on with her user account. She doesn't have read access to my My Documents folder.

Easier than pie. No needing to change settings or anything.

 

[elzmaddy]

Good lord. You should be using NTFS permissions to block her out of your folders and edit group policy not to keep histories. -- Or use a prog like Arconis PrivacyExpert to wipe everything after you're done watching porn.

I have virtual encrypted partitions using a program called Drive Crypt. I have a 5GB for porn, another 5GB for documents, and a 100MB for account & password info. When I want porn, I just mount the porn partition (password protected of course) and it appears as a drive letter S: When I unmount it, its as if it was never there. You can give the partition file an ambiguous name like Drvimg1.dcv and hide it deep in a sub folder somewhere.

That's what this technology is FOR. GET WITH IT.. or you deserve all the relationship problems that come to you.

 

[elzmaddy]

PS: If she asks you why you keep your computer locked or why you restrict folder access, you can tell her it's a security issue and you don't want her to accidentally delete your files. Then, you can show her your files to prove your not hiding anything. If all your porn is in an encrypted drive image, she'll probably never notice it (even if its a 90GB file heheh)

 

[KEV1N]

Put your pron in a subdirectory under C:\Windows. Anyways. This brings another issue... your girlfriend's inability to communicate her feelings about pron. What exactly bothers her? My girlfriend and I actually watch pron together. Maybe you can suggest that.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: eakers

not unlike stamps

HAHAHAHAHA

ROFLMAO I don't know what's funnier......that statement, or the geeky suggestions on how to hide the porn!!

:beer: <----for making me laugh

 

[Log1c]

dude, i borrowed my girlfriend's laptop for a week or so...and so you know I was browsing the stamp collections online and didn't even clear the history or anything. Nonetheless...she was on there and said "erm..so what is this "http://www.se....".

But see unlike your situation slycat...my girlfriend was like "hey...let's go to a sex shop right now"