What to do when a boob falls out on the table

AstroManLuca · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have not seen that happen but I did have a drunk chic come into my store once and as she was babbling her one boob popped out. I was like, whoa nice boob! She then said something about being a heavy metal girl and left the store.

true story.

with the boob still out?

Bibble · Oct 16, 2008

"Is it just me or is it a tit bit nipply in here?"

I walking my neighbor home from the bar a few weeks ago (she was in bad shape) and her boob popped out. I just quickly reached over and pulled her tank top back up. She thanked me.

LS21 · Oct 16, 2008

why dont you and icrs jump in a failboat and sink

ObiDon · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have not seen that happen but I did have a drunk chic come into my store once and as she was babbling her one boob popped out. I was like, whoa nice boob! She then said something about being a heavy metal girl and left the store.

true story.

she only had one boob? weird!

Howard · Oct 16, 2008

Now that's a titty. Fully, man.

queenrobot · Oct 16, 2008

I never need anyone to tell me when my boob falls on the table.

lol...wtf?

Seriously, if a chick's boob falls on the table and she doesn't notice, then she has bigger problems then boob exposure.

ConstipatedVigilante · Oct 16, 2008

How do you not notice something like that? I notice when my junk pops out...

Shawn · Oct 16, 2008

you take pics with your cell phone, duh.

Iron Woode · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have not seen that happen but I did have a drunk chic come into my store once and as she was babbling her one boob popped out. I was like, whoa nice boob! She then said something about being a heavy metal girl and left the store.

true story.

Click to expand...

with the boob still out?

yes.

My friend was there and witnessed the whole thing.

manowar821 · Oct 16, 2008

If she didn't notice, they're fake.

:music:Back away, not today, disco ladayy!:music:

pontifex · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So lets say you are talking to a women you know on a somewhat friendly level, but not to much more than that. Just the two of you are sitting down at a table talking in a semi public place (people walking by but not like a crowded room). Suddenly as you are talking one of her breasts basically falls out of her shirt on to the table. Everything is fully visible, but she doesn't seem to notice and keeps on talking.

What the hell are you supposed to do as a male in this situation. Reach over and stuff it back in there? I guess it's just another body part after all. If you are wondering, yes this is based on a real life situation I encountered.

so what did you do? or did you mean you saw it in a movie?

randay · Oct 16, 2008

If I were in your shoes, and that happened to me?
I'd wake up from my dream immediately and then come post on ATOT pretending that it was a real life situation.

That about cover it?

Paratus · Oct 16, 2008

This thread is the breast!

zinfamous · Oct 16, 2008

lack of pics confirms troll. :|

OCGuy · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: Paratus
This thread is the breast!

Ah, yes. It will leave me with many fond mammeries.

Baked · Oct 16, 2008

So your mom's still breast feeding you? How old are you anyway?

Vehemence · Oct 16, 2008

Swift jab will do it.

alkemyst · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So lets say you are talking to a women you know on a somewhat friendly level, but not to much more than that. Just the two of you are sitting down at a table talking in a semi public place (people walking by but not like a crowded room). Suddenly as you are talking one of her breasts basically falls out of her shirt on to the table. Everything is fully visible, but she doesn't seem to notice and keeps on talking.

What the hell are you supposed to do as a male in this situation. Reach over and stuff it back in there? I guess it's just another body part after all. If you are wondering, yes this is based on a real life situation I encountered.

WTF?

I'd say hey, I am trying to cut back a bit babe; my wife is getting concerned...

Unless you are really friends with the chick you don't want to grab a handful of her breast.

AnonymouseUser · Oct 16, 2008

Tell her the same thing you would if her stomach fell out on the table.

Xcobra · Oct 16, 2008

push it back yourself and compliment that beauty.

SagaLore · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
If you are wondering, yes this is based on a real life situation I encountered.

I seriously, highly, doubt this.

Zenmervolt · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So lets say you are talking to a women you know on a somewhat friendly level, but not to much more than that. Just the two of you are sitting down at a table talking in a semi public place (people walking by but not like a crowded room). Suddenly as you are talking one of her breasts basically falls out of her shirt on to the table. Everything is fully visible, but she doesn't seem to notice and keeps on talking.

What the hell are you supposed to do as a male in this situation. Reach over and stuff it back in there? I guess it's just another body part after all. If you are wondering, yes this is based on a real life situation I encountered.

WayneTeK? Is that you?

ZV

CrazyLazy · Oct 16, 2008

:camera: PICS for those that didn't believe me. I had the presence of mind to snap a pic with my cell before alerting her to the situation. I photoshopped out the facial features so I don't get sued. Link is definitely NSFW. Sorry if this breaks the rules but the people wanted it.

NSFW

NSFW PICS

NSFW

pontifex · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
:camera: PICS for those that didn't believe me. I had the presence of mind to snap a pic with my cell before alerting her to the situation. I photoshopped out the facial features so I don't get sued. Link is definitely NSFW. Sorry if this breaks the rules but the people wanted it.

NSFW

NSFW PICS

NSFW

wtf???? for all we know, that could be yours...

Rufus12 · Oct 16, 2008

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
:camera: PICS for those that didn't believe me. I had the presence of mind to snap a pic with my cell before alerting her to the situation. I photoshopped out the facial features so I don't get sued. Link is definitely NSFW. Sorry if this breaks the rules but the people wanted it.

NSFW

NSFW PICS

NSFW

Shens. I bet that's your nipple.

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