What to do about my rooster problem

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
Probably like these guys. Text

Psh, sure, only a mod could post pics of erect cocks and not get banned.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Train
:music:
yeah They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die
:music:

:music:
Walkin' Tall Machine Gun Man
They Spit On Me In My Homeland
Gloria Sent Me Pictures
Of My Boy
Got My Pills 'Gainst
Mosquito Death
My Buddy's Breathin'
His Dyin' Breath
Oh God Please Won't You Help
Me Make It Through
:music:

 

[zinfamous]

where do you live? Colombia?

 

[zinfamous]

or, you could train them to fight. start an illegal cock-fighting ring in your alleyway.

profit.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: Geocentricity
Invite some Chinese friends over for dinner....

Did they look like this by any chance? Foghorn Rooster

Chinese friends? They aren't cats bro.

chicken feet?

Roosters?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
or, you could train them to fight. start an illegal cock-fighting ring in your alleyway.

profit.

Just be careful about how you invite people to see it.

"Hey, wanna get in my cock ring? Only the biggest, toughest cocks are there."

 

[compman25]

Call Colonel Sanders

 

[DrPizza]

Catch them, put them in boxes, put ad on craigslist selling them.
Profit.

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Rubycon
Probably like these guys. Text

Psh, sure, only a mod could post pics of erect cocks and not get banned.

At least they were not made of metal.

 

[biggestmuff]

Respect

 

[LtPage1]

Try to trap them, and relocate them elsewhere. Or if that fails, take care of the problem. There are plenty of roosters in the world.

 

[LtPage1]

Try to trap them, and relocate them elsewhere. Or if that fails, take care of the problem. There are plenty of roosters in the world.

 

[LtPage1]

Try to trap them, and relocate them elsewhere. Or if that fails, take care of the problem. There are plenty of roosters in the world.

 

[Siddhartha]

Use one of those hand pump pellet guns. Powerful enough to scare them away but not enough to kill or damage them.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Use one of those hand pump pellet guns. Powerful enough to scare them away but not enough to kill or damage them.

But if you don't kill them you miss out on dinner...

(FYI... a pellet gun will easily kill a rooster - I know)

 

[Colt45]

cockfight

 

[Aquaman]

You need Rocky

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[moshquerade]

this cannot be true.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Catch them, put them in boxes, put ad on craigslist selling them.
Profit.

what web comic did one about this

 

[bignateyk]

Take'm down.

 

[Nerva]

need an update to this. though i think a gas powered pistol or electric powered assault rifle (all bb of course) would do the trick quite nicely. lock and load and have a good time. fvcking chickens.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Roosters are extremely smart....considering.

You can try to set live traps, but doing it quietly and inhumanely (meaning with a pellet gun) is probably more effective. Another approach would be to use fences and get a trained guard dog.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this cannot be true.

I have pics of them if you like.

Originally posted by: zinfamous
where do you live? Colombia?

No, New Jersey!

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ

Originally posted by: zinfamous
where do you live? Colombia?

No, New Jersey!

Oh.

 

[IGBT]

..go to bed early and get up wit the roosters. Works for the farmers.