What third world problem did you not have today?

[Red Squirrel]

With all the electrical and electronics I have running in the house, I did not experience rolling power outages.

 

[KLin]

I didn't have to wear a "Carolina Panthers Super Bowl Champs!" t-shirt today.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I did not suffer the fate of breakfast and lunch with no meats.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Dingos didn't eat my baby.