What the...

[disappoint]

Witnesses: Person falls from sky, then vanishes

Several people in New Jersey claimed they saw a person falling from the sky with no parachute, but an extensive police search has turned up no evidence, NBC Philadelphia reported.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39211874/ns/us_news-weird_news/

 

[LordMorpheus]

it's funny because I just watched crank 2 tonight (netflix watch instantly + bored = what the fuck did I just watch) and that's how it starts.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Maybe the guy just walked away? If he fell onto something soft like a haystack, he doesn't have to have any debilitating injuries.

 

[disappoint]

Unlikely he survived especially considering witnesses say he was falling head first. More likely: Cover up!

Nah...you're right, if it was a cover up either this post would disappear or these forums would be taken down in less than 24 hours.

 

[olds]

I once killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[CycloWizard]

Hale, for one, is convinced of what she saw. "They need to find him," she said. "I mean, there's somebody lying back there."

It's always "they" who need to do all of the dirty work... Who are "they"?

 

[zinfamous]

it's funny because I just watched crank 2 tonight (netflix watch instantly + bored = what the fuck did I just watch) and that's how it starts.

lmfao!

excellent reporting, sir!

/salutes

 

[zinfamous]

so...how long before the pious show up and start claiming that the lord has returned, and rapture is upon us?

:hmm:

...this could be awesome, actually!

 

[zinfamous]

New Jersey?

...so I'm putting $500 of spidey's money on this is the "Dept of Sanitation" doing a fly by and "taking care of business."


.....
"Oh, Pauly? You won't see him no more."

:sneaky:

 

[Malak]

Unlikely he survived especially considering witnesses say he was falling head first.

Lots of people have survived just fine.

 

[BoomerD]

so...how long before the pious show up and start claiming that the lord has returned, and rapture is upon us?

:hmm:

...this could be awesome, actually!

Not in Noo Joisey...no self-respecting "gawd" would be seen anywhere near Joisey...

 

[disappoint]

BOOOMERRRR

 

[BoomerD]

BOOOMERRRR

Gawd I was hot when I was younger, wasn't I?

But sadly, the years have taken their toll on that fabulous body...plus I grew my beard to help cover those zits on my neck...

 

[highland145]

Gawd I was hot when I was younger, wasn't I?

But sadly, the years have taken their toll on that fabulous body...plus I grew my beard to help cover those zits on my neck...

Where is my sharp stick. I need to poke out my eyes.

 

[Ruptga]

Has nobody considered it was a dummy thrown out of a window (or plane) as a prank?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Has nobody considered it was a dummy thrown out of a window (or plane) as a prank?

This is likely the case. Although, is it possible that the guy deployed the parachute at a really low altitude where the witnesses did not see it open?

 

[Regs]

A lot of illegals are now traveling in the planes landing gear wells. When they open up to land they come down and sometimes in blocks of ice. Though this is the first time I think they were smart enough to bring a parachute.

 

[alkemyst]

Sometimes when I leap building to building I miss esp when drinking. I am faster than a speeding bullet normally, but my cape got caught that day.

 

[LTC8K6]

http://www.airspacemag.com/flight-today/Jump-Fly-Land.html#

 

[dainthomas]

This is likely the case. Although, is it possible that the guy deployed the parachute at a really low altitude where the witnesses did not see it open?

So we've narrowed it down to two possibilities:

1. An illegal alien doing a HALO jump
2. Jesus

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.airspacemag.com/flight-today/Jump-Fly-Land.html#

heh...that reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHlOvhlKPvs&feature=related