A friend and I were hanging out at a bar watching the Tigers game before he headed out early Saturday morning for his flight back home. Drunk guy next to me starts talking to us. He's somewhat annoying but seems like a decent guy so whatever. That all changed once he found out my friend was a mechanical engineer who designed manufacturing equipment. Started going ape shit about how my friend was taking people's jobs away with automation and how he was trying to 'fuck the older generation'.
I mentioned that management comes into play with those decisions and the next thing I know he is in my face yelling at me about how I am trying to 'fuck him' and 'take his pension away' and that we were both pussies and needed to go 'fight our fucking bosses' and take what is ours instead of trying to 'fuck him over'
Being the consummate diplomat that I am I immediately decided to defuse the situation by telling him to 'Get the fuck out of my face'
The de-escalation was successful "Maybe we should go outside right now and continue this."
In evaluating the situation he was in no condition to make threats. He could barely stand and had been repeating the same question several times during our discussions having not remembered our answers or that he even asked. Fight a defenseless man? I think not. He likely wasn't going to last much longer so I told him "Sorry, I only fight drunken idiots on Saturdays so you'll have to wait an hour and a half till we leave. We can do it then if you want."
Well, apparently the bartender had heard some of the commotion and came over. The drunk dude got in an argument with him to and ended up getting thrown out of the bar.
tl;dr
1. Went to bar
2. Almost got in a fight because my friend is a mechanical engineer
I mentioned that management comes into play with those decisions and the next thing I know he is in my face yelling at me about how I am trying to 'fuck him' and 'take his pension away' and that we were both pussies and needed to go 'fight our fucking bosses' and take what is ours instead of trying to 'fuck him over'
Being the consummate diplomat that I am I immediately decided to defuse the situation by telling him to 'Get the fuck out of my face'
The de-escalation was successful "Maybe we should go outside right now and continue this."
In evaluating the situation he was in no condition to make threats. He could barely stand and had been repeating the same question several times during our discussions having not remembered our answers or that he even asked. Fight a defenseless man? I think not. He likely wasn't going to last much longer so I told him "Sorry, I only fight drunken idiots on Saturdays so you'll have to wait an hour and a half till we leave. We can do it then if you want."
Well, apparently the bartender had heard some of the commotion and came over. The drunk dude got in an argument with him to and ended up getting thrown out of the bar.
tl;dr
1. Went to bar
2. Almost got in a fight because my friend is a mechanical engineer