What the hell was wrong with Jesus anyway?

[Mill]

He turned water into wine. Why didn't he do something useful like turn sugar into cocaine?

 

[upsciLLion]

I tried. I'm just not compassionate enough.

 

[TheBDB]

He could have been like Johnny Depp in Blow.

 

[LOLyourFace]

[peter griffin] His blood is wine?!?! AHAH man, THAT GUY MUST'VE BEEN WASTED ALL THE TIME [/peter griffin]

 

[Nebor]

If I were him, I would have turned the Romans into ferocious lions, and then sent my people to fight them in an arena.

 

[Corporate Thug]

wine had lots of trade value, nobody knew about the yay

 

[rutchtkim]

and ur point is?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: shady06
wine had lots of trade value, nobody knew about the yay

But he was Jesus right? Couldn't he have given them a "sample" and then basically tricked them into becoming addicts? Then he might not have gotten crucified. If I was a diety I wouldn't have made such simple mistakes.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: rutchtkim
and ur point is?

Since when did a thread on AT have a point?

 

[TitanDiddly]

He turned the water into wine at a wedding party festival reception thing where they had run out. They were mostly already drunk, but they wanted their wine. Drunk people who want wine - wine = bad. So he made wine. Good wine, they said.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
He turned the water into wine at a wedding party festival reception thing where they had run out. They were mostly already drunk, but they wanted their wine. Drunk people who want wine - wine = bad. So he made wine. Good wine, they said.

But doesn't alcohol always have a better taste when drunk?

 

[TitanDiddly]

Try it out and see. Be back within a week- write down the results. Sweet talk the nurse in detox (you only have to *think* it's a female).

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
He turned the water into wine at a wedding party festival reception thing where they had run out. They were mostly already drunk, but they wanted their wine. Drunk people who want wine - wine = bad. So he made wine. Good wine, they said.

But doesn't alcohol always have a better taste when drunk?

Only when Jesus makes it.


I mean, it was vintage 4000BC

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
[peter griffin] His blood is wine?!?! AHAH man, THAT GUY MUST'VE BEEN WASTED ALL THE TIME [/peter griffin]

LOL!!!
I just watched that the other night.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: Mill
He turned water into wine. Why didn't he do something useful like turn sugar into cocaine?

Can't say I've ever thought of that...

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

Jesus was a Jew, no0b.

 

[TheNinja]

what a tremendous waste of a thread and a blantent attempt to get attention and flamage.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

Jesus was a Jew, no0b.

I was talking about the Millionaire Next Door. I was pretty aware that Jesus was Jewish.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Staley8
what a tremendous waste of a thread and a blantent attempt to get attention and flamage.

Just because you haven't been bitten by a snake doesn't mean the rest of us have been as lucky. You should borrow Moonbeam's mirror to try to understand this thread one day.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

So a Christian ripped you off? Because the definition of a Christians forbids ripping people off, and the one who you met ripped you off, the one who did wasn't Christian. I call them Counterfeit-Christians; people who talk the talk but don't walk the walk. Not a TRUE Christian.

-MiND

 

[AvesPKS]

Jesus? Sorry to disturb. I was up talking with Paul and we have done run out of wine. So just do your thing and, whatever. Also, I don't know if this works, but I have this sage...


That's why everyone followed Jesus. They were all raging alcoholics! Jesus-pond! Pond-Jesus!

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
[peter griffin] His blood is wine?!?! AHAH man, THAT GUY MUST'VE BEEN WASTED ALL THE TIME [/peter griffin]

which episode was that? i dont remember it

 

[Red Dawn]

What the hell was wrong with Jesus anyway?

He prefered the company of men over women.