Yep, it's a long story...
It all started when I caught my cousin Bubba with my mom and my aunt doing a threesome in my bed. I flipped because I knew they would get all my sheets dirty (can you blame me?), but they didn't care. I got very mad and told my three father laws that I was moving out, so they'd have to take over my business. (I was a pimp for my 7 sisters... The business was pretty good in the east part of the trailer park.) Anyways, I rented another trailer down the street with my girlfriend. It's because of her that I got to be on the show. See, she didn't understand when I told her I'd had a sex change and was actually a girl too. She called Jerry and (don't ask me why

) he thought it was an interesting enough story to put on the show. So we all got a free trip to L.A., and we've (all 27 of us...) been living happily ever since in our trailer.
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no way.. you were on the show? >>
buhahahahaha!!!!!!

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