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What the hell do I do? *UPDATED*

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imported_Phil

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This is a weird one, but I'm open to sensible 😛 suggestions.

Basically, my girlfriend and I live in a block of six flats, two per floor, which puts us in the top flat of two, facing the rear of the building. Also, there is a similar building joined to ours, to the right of us (when seen from the front).

For a few weeks/months now, there's been this crackwhore-looking skank shouting from the ground floor parking spaces at one of the flats at the top of the building next to us.

It's never anything different, simply "Richie! John! Richie! John!" <etc ad nauseum>.

I think she might live in the building next to us and hasn't any keys, or something equally as retarded. Normally I wouldn't mind, but she shouts so fvcking loudly, and it's every single night. The latest time I've heard her is half-past-goddamn-midnight, and as you can imagine, this is royally p!ssing me off.

I've thought about hanging my video camera out the window in the hopes that she's a heroin addict or something, so I can forward the footage to the police and get rid of her skank ass, but I don't think she'll react well to that. Also, given the size of the guy that was accompanying her this evening (who, also, was shouting the same damned thing), I live in fear of having my door kicked in by a bunch of heroin-fueled p!ssed-off thugs. (Hey, it's unlikely, but you have to consider all eventualities)

Can anyone suggest something I can do about this? I mean, if they live there, surely they have keys or something; or maybe their entryphone thing is broken. Whatever the case, they need to get it fixed. Should I try and contact the landlord?
I've considered calling the police and telling them that there's a suspected heroin dealer living next door (as we have heard "I'm sick" once), but that's not likely to help matters.

Suggestions please folks 🙂

*UPDATE*
Moved.
 
tell her you are richie and you want her to come up!

or get a BB gun and start shooting her. eiather way have fun
 
Super Soaker.

If feeling particularly mean, Super Soaker with gas in it.

*EDIT*
Or water balloon. A big ass water balloon on her head would get her moving I bet
 
After further review, its interesting a person with the nic of DopeFiend is having a problem with a crack whore...... 😕

Invite her in, get high and have sex.
 
I can honestly say that I've never heard of heroin refered to as any sort of fuel.
That being said, when she is yelling, why don't you try yelling back to her to shut up instead of posting on an internet forum about it.
 
Originally posted by: DopeFiend
It's never anything different, simply "Richie! John! Richie! John!" <etc ad nauseum>.
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Maybe she thinks Bon Jovi lives on your top floor? Play a little "Bad Medicine" and see what her reaction is.

Otherwise, water balloons filled with asparagus pee.
 
Yeah, yeah, thanks guys 😀
I should have expected something like that. However, that's unlikely to make her all warm and happy inside, and directly increase the probability of having said p!ssed-off-large-guy kicking my door down. 😉
 
Call the police. They won't tell the morons who turned them in. Also, tell the landlords that you phoned the police on these people. They'll most likely get evicted if they continue to do it after the police tell them to knock it off.
 
call the police and say there is a prostitute soliciting customers outside of your window. They will show up and take her downtown...
 
Originally posted by: Shockwave
After further review, its interesting a person with the nic of DopeFiend is having a problem with a crack whore...... 😕

Invite her in, get high and have sex.
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1. Crackwhores aren't entirely desirable.

2. The presence of my girlfriend will make that difficult, to say the least 😛

Besides, dope is a far less damaging and socially-corrupting drug than heroin. Hell, it's not really a drug. Anyway, this will get moved to P&amp;N if we're not careful, so that particular topic ends here.
 
If it's at night, you're more likely to get away with throwing waterballoons if you shut off your lights and be 007-like. Dont be like "HEY! CRACKWHORE! SHUTUP! *splash*"
 
Originally posted by: Shockwave
After further review, its interesting a person with the nic of DopeFiend is having a problem with a crack whore...... 😕

Invite her in, get high and have sex.
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. . . I'll not comment on the quoted post, but it's . . . and interesting observation to say the least.

Anyhow, you ever consider just going over there one day and talking to them about it? Maybe they'll be more considerate when they do that?

Just because he's a big dude does not mean that he's a dick.
 
1) Grow Balls

2) Night 1 : Yell back 'STFU PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING'

3) Night 2 : Yell back 'STFU OR I CALL THE COPS'

4) Night 3 : Yell back 'COPS ON THE WAY'

5) Night 4 : Place Shotgun next to door.
 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Call the police. They won't tell the morons who turned them in. Also, tell the landlords that you phoned the police on these people. They'll most likely get evicted if they continue to do it after the police tell them to knock it off.
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That's a fairly good idea, but I'm not sure what exactly the cops can do in this situation- so someone's yelling outside your window. So?
I'm imagining that'll be their response.
 
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