What the heck?

[Baked]

Take fog horn w/ you to work next time, follow him into the restroom, wait till he starts his business, blow the fog horn, record ensuing hilarity.

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

OMFG, that's sick! :shocked:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: skace
Instead of complaining about this, you should be financially capitalizing on it. Time to produce stall drapes! For all your toilet stall draping needs!

haha, make them retractable and have a clip and/or magnet to hold it up.

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: Xyo II

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

ROFL

That's hilarious. A little sad too.

I am amazed people can get by with that behavior at work if it is known. I guess it could be awkward for management to come forward and discuss with him though.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Baked
Take fog horn w/ you to work next time, follow him into the restroom, wait till he starts his business, blow the fog horn, record ensuing hilarity.

The problem is, my co-worker and I do not have any clue who this person is.

 

[amddude]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

rolfmao...like eyes watering

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: Baked
Take fog horn w/ you to work next time, follow him into the restroom, wait till he starts his business, blow the fog horn, record ensuing hilarity.

The problem is, my co-worker and I do not have any clue who this person is.

All in good time. All in good time. One day realization will dawn on you. With this comes great responsibility. To me, this is a minor thing. It is far outweighed by those that do no hand washing.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Theres...sooo...much potential...!

You should kick down the door and scream 'your TP barrier will not save you!'

EDIT: or better yet, write 'I SEE YOU" with big eyes like O_O inside the stalls or all over the TP though that would take more time but you get the drift! Potential! WITH PICS!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

wtf??? thats pretty crazy.


I am also amazed that other people have seen the same thing as the OP....weird, i have never seen this

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

ROLF make it stop... I can't stop laughing. This is too funny to be true.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Theres...sooo...much potential...!

You should kick down the door and scream 'your TP barrier will not save you!'

:laugh:

That got me rolling here in the office....

 

[T9D]

Next time you are in there look through the cracks to try to see who this weirdo is doing this.

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Theres...sooo...much potential...!

You should kick down the door and scream 'your TP barrier will not save you!'

:laugh:

That got me rolling here in the office....

Worth a belly full of laughs from me too.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: tk109
Next time you are in there look through the cracks to try to see who this weirdo is doing this.

Do you not realize that's why he put up the TP?

 

[Baked]

Went your fingers and poke holes in the TP?

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, I started a new job closer to home about a month ago. There is a common restroom for all of the offices on the first floor in my building.

Every now and then, I go in one of the stalls and I am just amazed by who ever does this. Someone in this office is so scared someone will see him taking a sh!t or pissing in the toilet stall, he takes toilet paper, drapes it at each of the corners of the pseudo-walls so no one can see through the cracks. This person even goes as far as tying it at the top so it doesn't fall down.

I don't get it. You mean to tell me someone spends time draping toilet paper at each of the corners so no one looks in? Since I just got back from there, this bothered me so much I decided to post it. The guy even put a line of toilet paper at the crack where the hanging wall meets the actual wall of the restroom. What the *@#$@#?!

So my question to everyone is, why would someone do this? Maybe the guy is afraid of someone looking at him taking a sh!t?! I've never seen this before...this is crazy.


Cliffs:
1) Started a new job
2) Someone in this office wraps toilet paper at each of the open corners of the stall so no one can look in and watch him take a sh!t?
3) ....
4) Profit for the messed up guy?

Tranny...

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Maybe he's jerkin' his gherkin and doesn't want others to see. I mean, if you're just quietly sitting there dropping a loaf nobody will think twice, but if he was actively beating his meat the motion could be easily spotted by someone even through the crack. Motion catches people's attention.

Originally posted by: erub

kinda reminds me of my friend who said he got performance anxiety when trying to take a piss..who would want to stare thru the cracks to see a guy on the toilet?

I have this problem. I have urinate in a toilet stall unless the entire restroom is empty or there are good-sized dividers between the urinals.

 

[wheresmybacon]

I just remembered something about strange pooping rituals. In college we had a guy on our floor in the dorms who would ? get this ? strip totally naked and leave his clothes on the floor next to the can while he was dropping a deuce. We?re talking socks, pants, boxers, everything. One day my buddies snatched his clothes out of the stall from the stall next to his and put them in the lounge. From that day on he apparently hung them on a hanger or something, b/c we?d still see bare feet and naked legs sticking out of there, but no clothes on the floor.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

bring a lighter in next time and light the TP drapery

 

[altonb1]

Once you determine who this guy is, take toilet papoer from another stall, wet it, and then fling it to the ceiling above his stall. Tell him you were covering the cracks in the ceiling to prevent pinhole cameras from spying on him.

 

[Kev]

inside each stall, tape a printout of a sign that says:

"HIDDEN CAMERAS ARE FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY"

in fine print, write:
"By using this restroom you consent to observation and publication of any restroom tendencies, habits, and frequency of use."

 

[randay]

install full size mirrors on the inner face of the stall doors and walls.

 

[jemcam]

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin? I'll bet it's Dwight Shrute.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
I just remembered something about strange pooping rituals. In college we had a guy on our floor in the dorms who would ? get this ? strip totally naked and leave his clothes on the floor next to the can while he was dropping a deuce. We?re talking socks, pants, boxers, everything. One day my buddies snatched his clothes out of the stall from the stall next to his and put them in the lounge. From that day on he apparently hung them on a hanger or something, b/c we?d still see bare feet and naked legs sticking out of there, but no clothes on the floor.

well I mean he was just asking for his clothes to be stolen. I wonder how he didnt think that was going to happen

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: mpitts
Next time you are in there with him you should pretend to leave and then wait for him to come out.

Lighting all the hanging pieces of TP on fire while he's in there could be fun as well.

hahaha...FTW

 

[Suture]

One possibility is that it's a psychological thing with the person. There are lots of cases where people don't like to go to the bathroom if someone else is in there; could be something like that.

But the bottom line is: weird.