What the heck?

[Danman]

Alright, I started a new job closer to home about a month ago. There is a common restroom for all of the offices on the first floor in my building.

Every now and then, I go in one of the stalls and I am just amazed by who ever does this. Someone in this office is so scared someone will see him taking a sh!t or pissing in the toilet stall, he takes toilet paper, drapes it at each of the corners of the pseudo-walls so no one can see through the cracks. This person even goes as far as tying it at the top so it doesn't fall down.

I don't get it. You mean to tell me someone spends time draping toilet paper at each of the corners so no one looks in? Since I just got back from there, this bothered me so much I decided to post it. The guy even put a line of toilet paper at the crack where the hanging wall meets the actual wall of the restroom. What the *@#$@#?!

So my question to everyone is, why would someone do this? Maybe the guy is afraid of someone looking at him taking a sh!t?! I've never seen this before...this is crazy.


Cliffs:
1) Started a new job
2) Someone in this office wraps toilet paper at each of the open corners of the stall so no one can look in and watch him take a sh!t?
3) ....
4) Profit for the messed up guy?

 

[platinumike]

He's probably lining the walls with toilet paper so its easier to clean up his splooge.

 

[drinkmorejava]

that's a lol

maybe he's molesting a little boy and you should kick the door down to find out.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Danman
Alright, I started a new job closer to home about a month ago. There is a common restroom for all of the offices on the first floor in my building.

Every now and then, I go in one of the stalls and I am just amazed by who ever does this. Someone in this office is so scared someone will see him taking a sh!t or pissing in the toilet stall, he takes toilet paper, drapes it at each of the corners of the pseudo-walls so no one can see through the cracks. This person even goes as far as tying it at the top so it doesn't fall down.

I don't get it. You mean to tell me someone spends time draping toilet paper at each of the corners so no one looks in? Since I just got back from there, this bothered me so much I decided to post it. The guy even put a line of toilet paper at the crack where the hanging wall meets the actual wall of the restroom. What the *@#$@#?!

So my question to everyone is, why would someone do this? Maybe the guy is afraid of someone looking at him taking a sh!t?! I've never seen this before...this is crazy.


Cliffs:
1) Started a new job
2) Someone in this office wraps toilet paper at each of the open corners of the stall so no one can look in and watch him take a sh!t?
3) ....
4) Profit for the messed up guy?

lets see if this gets locked like mine did. there's a person here at work that does the same thing and i posted about it and it got locked.

amazing. this thread is still going strong.

 

[BooGiMaN]

we must work at the same place...we have a guy that does that here too

 

[erub]

haha wtf?

kinda reminds me of my friend who said he got performance anxiety when trying to take a piss..who would want to stare thru the cracks to see a guy on the toilet?

 

[maximus maximus]

When you say a common restroom, is it used by ladies and gents? Or do you have seperate restrooms?

 

[Danman]

You know, I kind of feel bad for the guy. I am just curious on why someone would do this, it doesn't make any sense.

 

[d3n]

*shrug*

Well, as per my normal policy relating to public bathrooms. I would look at the shoes and find out who this is.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
When you say a common restroom, is it used by ladies and gents? Or do you have seperate restrooms?

I mean common restroom for only guys on the first floor. Every floor has separate restrooms for each gender.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: d3n
*shrug*

Well, as per my normal policy relating to public bathrooms. I would look at the shoes and find out who this is.

It's kind of hard to do that, the hanging walls drop down pretty far.

 

[wheresmybacon]

he's probably got some sort of debilitating case of OCD or something.

 

[loup garou]

I don't know what's weirder...the fact that the guy does this, or the fact that it seems to be a widespread phenomenon (judging by other people here posting that they've seen it). I've never seen anyone do this!

 

[mpitts]

Next time you are in there with him you should pretend to leave and then wait for him to come out.

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: Danman

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
When you say a common restroom, is it used by ladies and gents? Or do you have seperate restrooms?

I mean common restroom for only guys on the first floor. Every floor has separate restrooms for each gender.

Ohh ok. Make sure there are no gay sex offenders working in your office.
I think someone may have peeped in while he was on the toilet.... or it could be borat.

 

[d3n]

I have a question about the technique, does he knot the toilet paper and slip it in the crack of the door or does he tie it to some kind of top rail that runs around the line of stalls? Just curious.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Next time you are in there with him you should pretend to leave and then wait for him to come out.

Lighting all the hanging pieces of TP on fire while he's in there could be fun as well.

 

[Oblivionaire]

Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

 

[MisterJackson]

I fill the cracks with feces. More mess for the janitor I know, but more effective at detering unwanted looks during my morning ritual!

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I fill the cracks with feces. More mess for the janitor I know, but more effective at detering unwanted looks during my morning ritual!

I think I am going to throw up.... ewwww!!!

 

[FoBoT]

must be a crazy dude

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

ROFL

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: mpitts
Next time you are in there with him you should pretend to leave and then wait for him to come out.

Lighting all the hanging pieces of TP on fire while he's in there could be fun as well.

I would never endorse this. Everyone is entitled to their little idiosyncrasies, especially on the can. However, if I was having fun at the expense of others I might try one of those blowers that janitors use to dry mopped floors with. Point that at the stall and watch the toilet paper fly!

 

[skace]

Instead of complaining about this, you should be financially capitalizing on it. Time to produce stall drapes! For all your toilet stall draping needs!

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
Where i used to work one of my coworkers went to the restroom, and on his way out he turned off the light because he's used to turning the light off at home everytime he leaves the bathroom. There was a guy in one of the stalls doing a number 2, and he went apesh!t after the light got turned off. He flung his poo all over the walls and smeared it all over the light switch. It was hilarious you could hear the ruckus down the hall. Man that guy has issues rofl.

ROFL

That's hilarious. A little sad too.