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What Superhero would you wanna be?

wonder woman so i could seduce lois lane into a night of girl/girl action

<duffman>oh yeah!</duffman>


EDIT: yes, there would be pics. and a high-quality video.
 


<< wonder woman so i could seduce lois lane into a night of girl/girl action

<duffman>oh yeah!</duffman> >>


lmao...you don't think superman could get them both!? PSHAW!! i laugh at both of you...😀
 
Superman -- good at everything (speed, strength, intelligence etc.), and despite being cynical I'm something of a gody-two-shoes so I could live with the overgrown boy scout behavior.

I'm assuming you have to be the hero, not just get their powers, with just the powers I'd act more like the Punisher and smite the wicked instead of locking them up to re-appear next issue.
 
i'd be the invisible man... i'd have no problem getting pics and vids of all the superhero's gettin' it on with lois lane... oh the scandals!!!
 


<< Superman. why you ask?

two words:

LOIS LANE >>



superman hands down.
superman's got everything that any superhero can want.

he can fly.
-this sure beats spiderman's web
he can fly faster than the speed of light... time travel.
-given that superheros can make a mistake... superman can go back and change the past.
he can shoot beams
-like most super heros can
he can breathe out freezing air.
-like ice man can.
he is indestruct
-man of steele baby.
he can see through things. xray vision
-get your mind out of the gutter, boys.
he can kiss someone and erase their memories.
...

need i say more?
except for this weakness to kryptonite, which seem to an extremely rare element...
(as rare as vw's turbonium.)
he's got everything.

as for lois lane...
i thought the movie's lois looked like a mess.
if sheer appearance is what we're talking about...
i think the movie's superman had it bad.

if woman is what we're talking about...
how about that batman? eh?
 
superman hands down.
superman's got everything that any superhero can want.

he can fly.
-this sure beats spiderman's web
he can fly faster than the speed of light... time travel.
-given that superheros can make a mistake... superman can go back and change the past.
he can shoot beams
-like most super heros can
he can breathe out freezing air.
-like ice man can.
he is indestruct
-man of steele baby.
he can see through things. xray vision
-get your mind out of the gutter, boys.
he can kiss someone and erase their memories.
...

need i say more?
except for this weakness to kryptonite, which seem to an extremely rare element...
(as rare as vw's turbonium.)
he's got everything.


Now I know this is gonna sound super geeky and all... but what about when Batman smoked Superman?

 
I'd say the Punisher(ofcourse) but he's just a bad cat, no superpowers, so I'd go with the Silver Surfer because of the power cosmic and cool longboard 😎
 
for some reason i always preffered batman to superman. don't know if i'd want to be him but definetly the cooler of the two
 


<< Now I know this is gonna sound super geeky and all... but what about when Batman smoked Superman? >>

Yeah the Dark Knight has skills but no one but Superman in the DC universe could have beaten Doomsday except Lobo.
 


<< yeah in the dark night returns it was awesome when batman took supes down. >>



oh yeah? but, you guys are still missing the point.
superman can go back in time...
when batman was just lil' infant.
and kick his butt!!!

i can't believe i'm arguing on this point. 🙂
gosh... can we sound any geekier?

i sound like those comic book guys playing trading cards from 'chasing amy.'
 


<< i sound like those comic book guys playing trading cards from 'chasing amy.' >>


BAHAHHAHAHA!!!


BTW, how can Supes go back in time to take the Bat down.... if he's dead as a merf? Anyway, that would be against Supes moral code... he wouldn't kick an infants arse... now im feeling like those guys you described from Chasing Amy
😱
 


<< I'm surprised no one has said Wolverine yet.....

and how about Steven Strange: Master of the Mystic Arts! >>

Since Magneto ripped the Adamantium right out of Wolvie's body I'd have to say I wouldn't want to be him.....ouch! And Dr. Strange sees to much scary netherworld sh*t! 😉
 
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