What sucks about being able to cook

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What sucks about being able to cook is you're expected to do it ALL THE TIME :| When I wake up on a weekend, I'll get myself a bowl of cereal, maybe some toast, and watch the Today show or Kids WB with my son. Then the family starts coming down "Dad...you know what sounds good?! I farmers omelette!" Then the wife comes down: "Wow...I'm craving one of those spinach souffles you made a few weeks ago!"

Then the inlaws call and ask if I'm making Sunday dinner, then the wife tells me she has a potluck on Monday and doesn't know what to make....LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE! I JUST WANT TO EAT MY FRUIT LOOPS AND WATCH CARTOONS!!!! :|

That is all. Sorry, had to vent.

I feel your pain, brother.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

besides what was stated in the OP I dont like it because when your around people cooking they always ask you what goes together. makes me wish i used my johnson and wales scholarship.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
Correct Answer to the Question: 'No'

If you never force them to fend for themselves, they never will. Just occupy yourself with something else once in a while so they have to learn to cook.

You don't have kids, do you. Here is what happens when you tell kids no:

"No."
"Pleease?"
"No."
"Pleeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"OH ALRIGHT ALREADY FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!!!"

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What sucks about being able to cook is you're expected to do it ALL THE TIME :| When I wake up on a weekend, I'll get myself a bowl of cereal, maybe some toast, and watch the Today show or Kids WB with my son. Then the family starts coming down "Dad...you know what sounds good?! I farmers omelette!" Then the wife comes down: "Wow...I'm craving one of those spinach souffles you made a few weeks ago!"

Then the inlaws call and ask if I'm making Sunday dinner, then the wife tells me she has a potluck on Monday and doesn't know what to make....LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE! I JUST WANT TO EAT MY FRUIT LOOPS AND WATCH CARTOONS!!!! :|

That is all. Sorry, had to vent.

get a new wife
younger
prettier
one that can cook

and you get to dump your hungry inlaws to boot

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
You don't have kids, do you. Here is what happens when you tell kids no:

"No."
"Pleease?"
"No."
"Pleeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"OH ALRIGHT ALREADY FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!!!"

Heheheh. How'd you guess?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Go make me a sammich

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: everman
get back in the kitchen woman

 

[ballmode]

Make them clean the dishes

 

[Gothgar]

I do most the cooking too...

 

[marrr]

i dont mind cooking aslong as i dont gotta clean the dishes

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: sonambulo
Correct Answer to the Question: 'No'

If you never force them to fend for themselves, they never will. Just occupy yourself with something else once in a while so they have to learn to cook.

You don't have kids, do you. Here is what happens when you tell kids no:

"No."
"Pleease?"
"No."
"Pleeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"Plee-*SMACK*"

[\Q]

Problem solved.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Where IS my sammich!!!:|