What special privileges do lifers receive?

[WaTaGuMp]

Lifer title needs to be changed to deather, cause that's what ill be before I even get there.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: JDub02
It is only then that you receive the true secret of the nef.

Or so I've been told.

+1

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

? actually he offers curbside service now. ?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

actually he offers curbside service now.

Lets go paint the curb red outside of his place and profit.

 

[spaceman]

what about servicing oldsmoboy's oldboy?

 

[Iron Woode]

If you are a Lifer and your joined date 1999 then you get God-like powers.

:Q

 

[nageov3t]

secret lifer forum.

it's pretty much nothing but NSFW babe threads and torrents.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
who do i get to service?

None of us want you. Health and safety concerns. Sorry.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: Gand1
Lifer.....huh...you woulda though join date might have something to do with that status.....guess not.....

Bitter much?


Another 10 months and i'll find out!

Here I thought I posted a lot.... Damn son you have about my post count, and a year less time than me. I feel like a failure

 

[JJ650]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Crono
They get the sadness of knowing they wasted all that time on an internet forum.

I one day hope to achieve such levels of greatness.

Keep going, another 5 years and you'll be there!

Or not......

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

? actually he offers curbside service now. ?

<sigh> I haz not yet reached that level of worthiness.

I think you need a post count of 30,000 to achieve such importance.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

? actually he offers curbside service now. ?

<sigh> I haz not yet reached that level of worthiness.

I think you need a post count of 30,000 to achieve such importance.

So at my current pace, I'll be 97 when I hit 30,000.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

actually he offers curbside service now.

Lets go paint the curb red outside of his place and profit.

Why would I share my cut as his pimp?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

actually he offers curbside service now.

Lets go paint the curb red outside of his place and profit.

Why would I share my cut as his pimp?

You misspelled "pump".

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: loki8481
secret lifer forum.

it's pretty much nothing but NSFW babe threads and torrents.

Dammit, Loki... Remember the first rule about Lifer Forum!!

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: JohnCU
who do i get to service?

None of us want you. Health and safety concerns. Sorry.

the gift that keeps on givin!

 

[TallBill]

We'll tell you in 300 posts.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Free colonoscopies.

In Oldsmoboat's basement...

actually he offers curbside service now.

Lets go paint the curb red outside of his place and profit.

Why would I share my cut as his pimp?

You misspelled "pump".

His pump is between you and him...I don't need to know what you worked out as long as I get my cut.

 

[JohnCU]

you guys are gonna get banned for nested quotes:disgust:

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
You never get banned no matter what you do.

Someone want to shoot the mods this memo?

I was elite and a moderator when I got banned so there aren't many who are above banning.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
...I don't need to know what you worked out as long as I get my cut.

Then pull out your pump and I'll give you the cut you deserve. :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Not a damn thing. :laugh:
Although most of us do know how to spell privileges even if we don't get any.

 

[SunnyD]

Fuck it, I just drained it on Oldsmoboat's tires.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
you guys are gonna get banned for nested quotes:disgust:

They didn't seem bulk sized yet.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: JohnCU
you guys are gonna get banned for nested quotes:disgust:

They didn't seem bulk sized yet.

It's apparently not the size, but the nef-ness in nature of them. I've been a tragic participant in two such occurrences