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What should I wear tonight?

My friend's 21st party is tonight and I just got a txt from him saying to "dress erotic". I don't really know what to wear. Any ideas? I know I'm going to get plenty of funny responses but something serious would also be appreciated. It needs to be something reasonably easy to pick up this afternoon.
 
Originally posted by: krotchy
Clearly you need to put on a Zap Branigan outfit. He knows erotic, erotic, erotic, erotic.....

Ah man I was just watching some Season 1 episodes last night and thinking, "How cool would it be to go to a party dressed like that". If I could put that together in the next 5 hours I would, but it's not going to happen. Especially on my budget.

I'm not going to go naked or in assless chaps (the assless bit is redundant by the way, chaps are assless by definition) because (a) fuck that, and (b) it's going to be too cold.
 
Come on guys, you can do better than that! I tried googling the topic but just came away with ideas for female attire. Would try googling "erotic men" but... well yeah, screw that.
 
I think your friend sent out a chain mail text, and when he said "dress erotic" he was really talking to the ladies.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: newb111
Dress as a priest

Ah now this idea I like! Any further suggestions regarding how I can pull this off to maximum effectiveness with basic, easy-to-obtain clothing items would be great.

go to your local catholic church and do the priest a favor in exchange for his clothes
but wait - you're already like 21 so nvm
 
I'd say wear your strap on, but no one would probably see it unless they looked at you from behind.
 
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