My girlfriend tells me dirty jokes and she's the sweetest girl in the world

. Here's one she told me:
Man sits in an airplane. Suddenly, he senses the urge to use the bathroom. But unfortunately the mens bathroom is occupied. "Well, I guess no-one would mind if I used the ladies bathroom instead". As he's sitting on the toilet, he notices three buttons next to the toilet. He pushes the first one, and warm gentle shower washes his buttocks. "Whoa! This is great! We have nothing like this in the mens bathroom!", and he proceeds to push the second button. A breeze of warm air dries the remaining water from his buttocks. "Ooooh, this is fantastic! I wonder what the third button does...."
... Next thing he knows, he's laying in a hospital-bed with nurses around him. "Huh, where am I? What happened?". "You pushed the third button" one of the nurses say. "The third button? What does it do?". "It's a tampon removal device" the nurse replies, "your penis is under your pillow"
Damn I love that girl

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