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What should I say to this chick? - Updated

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RichardE

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I get an email from a friend of mine..

So I was with Heather last night and she wanted to fuck, but I had been drinking alot. So I didn't wanna wait the 30 minutes for viagra, so I crushed it and snorted it. Fuck man, it hurt so much I went to the ER thinking I had dome something really bad, but I guess it just hurts cause of the stuff in it, so they flushed my nose out. Heather went home, I called her but she won't answer. Can you talk to her?
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😕

What am I suppose to say to her?


Update

I talked to Heather...I was just

"So how was your night with buddy..."

Got the whole story, pretty much what he said except he came out trying to hide it, than was on the ground withering in pain as he explained what happened. She had to call a cab to go to the hospital since they were both so drunk. She said she didn't wanna be with a guy who needed viagra that badly to fuck :laugh:

Thank she asked me if she was ugly since he needed viagra..I said no your gorgeous...and its looking all good now 😛 Even though we are just friends 🙁
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
I get an email from a friend of mine..

So I was with Heather last night and she wanted to fuck, but I had been drinking alot. So I didn't wanna wait the 30 minutes for viagra, so I crushed it and snorted it. Fuck man, it hurt so much I went to the ER thinking I had dome something really bad, but I guess it just hurts cause of the stuff in it, so they flushed my nose out. Heather went home, I called her but she won't answer. Can you talk to her?
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😕

What am I suppose to say to her?
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"Heather, stick out your hand....."
 
:laugh:MFAO!!!

What a moron. Oh, and what the hell is wrong with your friend that he needs Viagra to get it up for some chick when he's been drinking? Is he gay? 😕
 
Tell her it's her fault because she couldn't inspire an erection when he had beer goggles and a female was present. Therefore, she owes him at least oral sex or the co-pay for the ER
 
Next time, crush it up on a piece of (clean) toilet paper, then twist it up until there's a little paper ball of the pill, then swallow that.
 
Originally posted by: Alone
Next time, crush it up on a piece of (clean) toilet paper, then twist it up until there's a little paper ball of the pill, then swallow that.
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I've heard of people doing that with Vicodin. Does this really do anything more than just swallowing it?

I'm assuming the goal is to have it released sooner and all at once... But why not just crush it and throw it in a drink or something?
 
Holy hell, he could have killed himself, or made himself permanently blind. 😕

Call her, and ask her if she had a good time last night. See what she says. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Alone
Next time, crush it up on a piece of (clean) toilet paper, then twist it up until there's a little paper ball of the pill, then swallow that.
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Snort it, swallow it with tp, etc. You guys are weird. 😕

Bite it in half, stick it under the tongue for about 5 minutes. Chew, gulp water, swish, and swallow. Its that simple. But it still takes time for the body to produce the Nitric oxide you need. 😛 Its much more effective with additional L-Arginine supplementation.
 
Tell him to just down the whole bottle at once next time, left 4 dead style.

He has to shout "RELOADING!!!!" first.
 
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