What should I get my SO for her b-day?

[Stark]

Originally posted by: Vic
My SO's b-day is coming up in a little over a month as well.

What I always do:
- Flowers delivered to her work.
- A nice personalized present.
- Weekend at the beach with oceanview room.

sounds nice, but just think how impressed she'd be by a home-cooked lobster dinner!

 

[columbiaflier]

Originally posted by: Stark

Originally posted by: Vic
My SO's b-day is coming up in a little over a month as well.

What I always do:
- Flowers delivered to her work.
- A nice personalized present.
- Weekend at the beach with oceanview room.

sounds nice, but just think how impressed she'd be by a home-cooked lobster dinner!

LOL

 

[TheNinja]

TheNinja's guide to Birthday sex:

1. Set up a play date for her birthday
2. Make a friendly comment about her blouse
3. Take her out for a coffee or possibly a dinner platter at The Sizzler (if she is really hot)
4. Invite her to your dojo
5. Wail on guitar with a 1980s power ballad
6. French...HARD
7. Dry Grind for about 2 or 3 minutes
8. Pork her!!!!!
9. Sprinkle both your pubes in a glass case
10. Give glass case to her as a gift (while finger picking a love song on guitar)

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
TheNinja's guide to Birthday sex:

1. Set up a play date for her birthday
2. Make a friendly comment about her blouse
3. Take her out for a coffee or possibly a dinner platter at The Sizzler (if she is really hot)
4. Invite her to your dojo
5. Wail on guitar with a 1980s power ballad
6. French...HARD
7. Dry Grind for about 2 or 3 minutes
8. Pork her!!!!!
9. Sprinkle both your pubes in a glass case
10. Give glass case to her as a gift (while finger picking a love song on guitar)

:thumbsup:

 

[TheNinja]

did you decide yet?

 

[columbiaflier]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
did you decide yet?

I think he's out looking for a spine right now.

 

[SP33Demon]

Her ex-b/f to pork her. Oh wait, you already did that!

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Metal rose.

 

[PingSpike]

A one way ticket to dumpsville.

 

[columbiaflier]

WarDemon's girlfriend is the bestest girlfriend ever. She is the best at cheating. She gets away with it right in front of his face. What a loser.

 

[Bryophyte]

LMAO, my daughter wants a Carebear cake for her birthday next month too. She's going to be 5 though. heh

 

[columbiaflier]

I think WarDemon is sitting in some corner somewhere crying. She must've finally confessed her desire for her ex.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: columbiaflier
I think WarDemon is sitting in some corner somewhere crying. She must've finally confessed her desire for her ex.

She already did. You just have to read woman speak.

 

[imported_Mags]

Originally posted by: WarDemon666
Any ideas of what I could give / make her?

A new whip - the old one must be all warn out by heavy usage

An advice (serious ): Don't buy her too expensive gifts, will have reverse effect. Instead give her something simple and personal.

 

[columbiaflier]

WarDemon, what did you decide to do?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Just Pork Her. (JPH)

 

[Crazymofo]

This is what I got my girl for her bday... though I had already bought her 3 other items from the same collection...