What should I get my mom and dad for Xmas?

[Taggart]

Thanks.

 

[Mo0o]

Viagra + Victoria's Secret?

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Viagra + Victoria's Secret?

Agreed

 

[moshquerade]

his and hers something

 

[Taggart]

My dad is a pharmacist, so negative on the meds.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Taggart
My dad is a pharmacist, so negative on the meds.

true... so he probably has a drawer full of free viagra samples

 

[ElFenix]

vibrator and fleshlight

 

[Mo0o]

How about a nice electric razor for your dad and a nice sweater for your mom. Although 50 bucks might not cover those

 

[Triforceofcourage]

get your dad a hooker and your mom my number

 

[anxi80]

so, $100 combined? 50 tacos and 50 chicken sandwiches from jack in the box.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: anxi80
so, $100 combined? 50 tacos and 50 chicken sandwiches from jack in the box.

The gift that keeps giving.... .... ..digestion problems.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Taggart
My dad is a pharmacist, so negative on the meds.

true... so he probably has a drawer full of free viagra samples

Most likely. When people ask him what he does, he says he's a drug dealer.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Viagra + Victoria's Secret?

That is such a f'ing lame post. As though anyone over 40 can't get it up. Booo!!! :thumbsdown: Moron.

 

[froke]

Originally posted by: anxi80
so, $100 combined? 50 tacos and 50 chicken sandwiches from jack in the box.

Wouldn't that be 100 tacos?? 2 fer 99 cents...unless you mean monster tacos

 

[lobadobadingdong]

what do they like to do rec wise? besides the viagra and hookers i mean.

 

[Chaotic42]

What do your parents like to do? We need information if we're going to give you a meaningful reply.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: froke

Originally posted by: anxi80
so, $100 combined? 50 tacos and 50 chicken sandwiches from jack in the box.

Wouldn't that be 100 tacos?? 2 fer 99 cents...unless you mean monster tacos

either way. lets say you're right and go with regular tacos, so 100 taco's. that'll last them longer.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Viagra + Victoria's Secret?

That is such a f'ing lame post. As though anyone over 40 can't get it up. Booo!!! :thumbsdown: Moron.

Hey, when your 11 years old you don't know about this stuff.

 

[Yossarian]

Yankee Candle crap is always good for moms.