What should I do?

[ponyo]

I've worked the past 28 days straight without a day off. My wife took my daughter down to the Florida beach condo and won't be coming back until Tuesday. I finally have tomorrow off and it's just me and my dog alone at the house. It feels so quiet and empty. What should I do with this free time and freedom?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Beer and a hooker?

 

[2Xtreme21]

Grab a few friends and go to a bar.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
Beer and a hooker?

ftw

 

[K1052]

Lounge around in your underwear, drink alcohol, and eat things that are bad for you but taste really good.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
Beer and a hooker?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
Lots of Beer and lots of hookers?

Fixed

 

[se7en]

-strippers
-beer
-a friend or 2
-chicken and/or burgers
-a pony
-lawn darts
-more beer
-1 or 2 visits from the police
-some guy named "Ted"
-wine
-more strippers (if your wife took your man card at least get a life size standup of Martha Stewart)
-a t-shirt that says "Wife is outta town will party for beer"
-3 work zone orange cones
-a garden hose
-extra white t-shirts

if you cant have fun with any and/or all of that then you cannot be helped.

 

[iamaelephant]

Read Harry Potter.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Read Harry Potter.

He said his wife was out of town, not his husband.

 

[FoBoT]

take a nap
go to a ball game
take a nap
nef on OT
take a nap
watch TV while neffing
go to bed

 

[RossMAN]

Go through your wife's wardrobe and see what ...

uh nevermind. Go see a movie?

 

[cthulhu]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Go through your wife's wardrobe and see what ...

uh nevermind. Go see a movie?

:laugh::roll::evil: Good one ross.

 

[OCfreakley]

shave your head and read the bible

 

[Colt45]

Liquor and whores buddy.

 

[tasmanian]

Masturbate?

 

[RU482]

i love where threads like this go

 

[Jhill]

Wait, you work 28 straight days and your wife is going to the beach?

If I could type a whipping sound I would.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Go through your wife's wardrobe and see what ...

uh nevermind. Go see a movie?

ROFL Ross...your mean

and to OP...if you have to ask, you dont deserve anything. You lost your man card when you got married and you dont deserve it back (in other words, search for your lost Man card :laugh