What should I do?

[DaiShan]

Dude seriously, if you have them turn down the music you're just gonna hear them going at it, chill out its friday night, have a beer. Unless he's like some tantric master it won't last more than like 30-45 mins.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Bartolo
Blast your own music, but make it something terribly annoying

party all the time by eddie murphy

there is nothing worse

 

[letdown427]

blast back music guaranteed to ruin the mood. opera. mc hammer. the muppets. make loud sexual noises, put on some pr0n, really loud.

shout " i know you're having secks in there, and so does the G-man upstairs, and rumour has it, he's pissed off today "

i apologise if my presuming you're christain offends you in some way.

RING THE FIRE ALARM

For the purpose of this dramatisation, i'll pretend your flatmate is called dave, and his girlfriend is called janice.
Ring the apartment phone with your mobile. let it ring for a bit. hang up.
shout:


"Daaave, you're mum phoned, she said she's worried you aren't breast feeding enough anymore, it's been 2 whole weeks"

"Daaaave, the test results came back, she's pregnant"

"Daaaave, the test results came back, you're positive mate, i'm so sorry"

"Daaaave, it's Aisha, she wants to know if you're going to give her a little slice of the sugar sugar tonight?"



Alternatively, film it somehow, and upload it. everywhere. burst in and take pictures. etc. etc.