What should I do to Viper GTS in his sleep?

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: xirtam
Ah, here's one. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with baking soda, then suspend lemon juice on the top with something like a napkin. Takes a little practice to find the right combo.

What's that do?

hint

 

[Nebor]

Has it occured to you that he'll be on his home turf? And may have as many as 9 pranks and traps already prepared for your arrival?

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Has it occured to you that he'll be on his home turf? And may have as many as 9 pranks and traps already prepared for your arrival?

He could do that whether Nik is prepared or not. A little Preparation H goes a long way.

 

[Mookow]

I'll just provide a little quote, and you can do whatever you want afterwards:

"Never do an enemy a small injury."
-Niccolo Machiavelli

My advice is to either go balls out, or dont go for it at all.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Nik
I know but maybe I want to try it on my own to see what it does?

Yeah, good idea. Bear in mind that it will be shaken. I have a nice little aparatus I built for just such a purpose to hold the lemon juice, but it's shaker-specific.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Mookow
I'll just provide a little quote, and you can do whatever you want afterwards:

"Never do an enemy a small injury."
-Niccolo Machiavelli

My advice is to either go balls out, or dont go for it at all.

I think there have been several "balls out" suggestions thus far.

 

[xirtam]

Find a tasteless laxative.

 

[Mallow]

post some homosexual confessions through his anandtech account

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Mallow
post some homosexual confessions through his anandtech account

Pics too.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: xirtam
Jello powder in the shower head.

I'm really liking this idea. Let's just hope that TheBlondOne isn't the first to take a shower after I tamper with it :evil:

:camera:

 

[RaDragon]

Canned whipped cream and a feather...

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Mookow
I'll just provide a little quote, and you can do whatever you want afterwards:

"Never do an enemy a small injury."
-Niccolo Machiavelli

My advice is to either go balls out, or dont go for it at all.

I think there have been several "balls out" suggestions thus far.

Well, if Nik did those it might be a bit of unintentional humor

 

[xirtam]

Honey on the face. Powdered sugar on the hands.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Find a tasteless laxative.

omg perfect idea

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: xirtam
Find a tasteless laxative.

omg perfect idea

As a follow up, you can saran wrap the toilet.

 

[computeerrgghh]

Tie his penis to the bedpost...hopefully he likes to roll in his sleep.

 

[calyco]

Give him a titty twister lol

 

[Pliablemoose]

Magic markers seem to be popular with some, as well of pics of your late night artwork.

Saran wrap over the toilet is always popular too.

 

[xirtam]

Whether water is an option depends on the topography, but there are plenty of things you can normally do with water to a sleeping victim. Use a little creativity. Or a bucket.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Magic markers seem to be popular with some, as well of pics of your late night artwork.

Saran wrap over the toilet is always popular too.

Double deckers are better...

 

[Pliablemoose]

Creative use of superglue is always popular, perhaps teabag him with superglue on your nads...

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Nik
what?

Have you ever seen that Southpark where Cartman gives Butters a Hitler?
Basically, it involves giving someone a brown dot below their nose. Butters complained that the whole of Aspen smelled like poo. I hope you can fill in the details.

 

[joecool]

super glue his legs together.

 

[OutHouse]

sneak in and if he is sleeping on his back, gently pull the covers over his weiner to make a "small" tent and take a pic.

 

[SSP]

Sharpie + drawing of cock on face + pic = good enough.