What should I do now?

[Pr0d1gy]

FTFY

lmfao

 

[Exterous]

For all you non-believers:

Taking a better look at how she most likely entered the room I am now pretty sure that she must have seen it.

I will say I am also playing around with the idea of having a friend come pick it up while she is there and acting like I was just storing it for him

 

[nanette1985]

Fill it with chocolate .

 

[classy]

Give her a casket today and your neighbor will have her bent over it by Thanksgiving. All jokes aside, thou art a fool. There are some limits not even the best of best marriages should challenge.

 

[Oyeve]

Put bucket of ice and champagne in it and tap her all night inside casket. Win.

 

[Exterous]

Fill it with chocolate .

She just lost a lot of weight. I think that might actually anger her more than the casket

Give her a casket today and your neighbor will have her bent over it by Thanksgiving. All jokes aside, thou art a fool. There are some limits not even the best of best marriages should challenge.

I do not shy away where others fear to tread, I see no lines drawn in the sand, I do not fear for the strength of our marriage as our foundation of love and caring is stronger than anything brought against it

Put bucket of ice and champagne in it and tap her all night inside casket. Win.

You may be on to something. It is a tad flimsy (I have learned important lessons on construction material sizing should I ever choose to become a master casket maker) but that might add to the fun as it explodes into pieces from the fury and passion of our love making

 

[thestrangebrew1]

but that might add to the fun as it explodes into pieces from the fury and passion of our love making

I lol'd

 

[Vdubchaos]

Wait, pics of the cheesy/plywood casket but no pics of wife?

FAiL

This thread wins WTF thread of the year award

 

[notposting]

It could easily be a (crappy) bookshelf or something, so I wouldn't assume she knows it was a casket for her birthday.