What should I do about this guy?

[rubix]

gently caress his shoulder and tell him you'd like him to be your special hugging friend.

report back results.

 

[rubix]

gently caress his shoulder and tell him you'd like him to be your special hugging friend.

report back results.

 

[Colt45]

reduce contact.

 

[Colt45]

reduce contact.

 

[Colt45]

reduce contact.

 

[Colt45]

reduce contact.

 

[kalrith]

Maybe people would treat you better if your name weren't iamanidiot.

Anyways, the following is the best advice you're going to get:

1 - If you're at work.. report him to HR
2 - If you're at school .. report him to your student advisor
3 - If you're out in the real world, WALK THE FUCK AWAY.

🙄

 

[NesuD]

Oh yeah, that's a good one. Just end every sentence yuo say to him with "fatty".

"Hey, how's it going Fatty?"

"Oh yeah, I hear you Fatty."

"I've gotta run, I have a date with your Mom, Fatty."

Probably drive him insane.

KT

Your on the right track but I think I would mix it up more. Make a sort of game out of it. try to come up with a different word to replace fatty each time that still calls him a fatty. For example:

"Hey, how's it going Shamu?"

"Oh yeah, I hear you Butterball."

"I've gotta run, I have a date with your Mom, Cheesecake."

 

[joesmoke]

slash his tires and key the words "i'm a fat asshole" on his drivers side door.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Suck his cock. He has already dominated you.

 

[chalmers]

slash his tires and key the words "i'm a fat asshole" on his drivers side door.

This post wins.

 

[Inspire]

Seriously just interrupt the guy loudly next time he does it in front of people and say, 'Dude, I've had about as much of your bullshit as I can take - shut the fck up and stop being d-bag.' Odds are that you'll catch him off guard and he won't have anything to say. If not, then just appeal to the crowd, 'Dude - didn't you just hear me? Shut. the fck. up. Everybody here knows you're a d-bag, so go cry somewhere else.'

Solved.

 

[SportSC4]

make sure your replies get him angrier. when he gets really angry, make fun of his sensitivity... something like what GodlessAstronomer said, ask him if he needs some midol or maybe some type of sugary snack to calm him down. but say it all very calm. it seems he's the type of person that likes to get a rise outta people...

 

[Slimline]

There are some SERIOUS lurkers in here!


Just mess with his head and get him where it hurts. Leave candy all around his work station and maybe a few buy one get one free big mac coupons. I am cruel 🙁 In reality just call him on it for the love of god.

 

[PepePeru]

"I'm sorry you feel that way, What have I done to deserve this? Is there anything I can do that will not illicit this response from you?"

 

[mikej007]

Kick him in the jimmy

 

[Yreka]

If you get a co-worker who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.