What should I buy?

Mill

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I have an option between a Lear Jet and a Lamborghini Murcielago. Now of course the Lear Jet costs more, but we all know that Lear makes crappy airplanes. I will be putting 2 thousand down on either one(huge downpayment) and I can afford all this on my IT manager salary of 40k a year. What should I do? Hold on a sec, that is Bill Gates on the phone. He wants to take over my company and I told him to go to hell. I knew he would want to fire my workers!
 

pyonir

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only $2,000 isn't going to cut it. You'd need to put down at least 10k.

I'd get the Lamborghini
 
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I'd get the Lamborghini as well

that way people can actually be impressed. i mean nobody is gonna know it's you if you in that jet
 

Mr N8

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How about the playboy mansion? Much more roomy than either of those options.
 

Don't forget to rehash your linux install so that you can become uber.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: notfred
How's your diet going?

I lost 30lbs yesterday. Can you believe that? The only change I have made is that I use I Can't Believe It's not Butter instead of Margarine. I am down to 360lbs now!
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
How about the playboy mansion? Much more roomy than either of those options.

Well the Playboy Mansion isn't up to code. I have heard it needs mucho repairs.
 

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Before buying anything, get all the money in cash and roll around in it naked. You then can walk around with a smug look on your face knowing that all these people with bills in their hands probably brush against your body...
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Millennium
I have an option between a Lear Jet and a Lamborghini Murcielago. Now of course the Lear Jet costs more, but we all know that Lear makes crappy airplanes. I will be putting 2 thousand down on either one(huge downpayment) and I can afford all this on my IT manager salary of 40k a year. What should I do? Hold on a sec, that is Bill Gates on the phone. He wants to take over my company and I told him to go to hell. I knew he would want to fire my workers!

"...Which brings me to my next point, gentlemen. Don't smoke crack."

:D
 

BooGiMaN

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hey isnt your red phone flashing ..and look its the geek signal, Commissoner Miss N. Hand must have another IT emergency.

Holy Weinershnitzel...to the IT server room!
 

Mill

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Wow! When I was out getting something to eat I was attacked by 6 armed men. I beat them all up and called the cops. All I used was my bare hands. Plus, I left the waitress a 300 dollar tip and I think she was giving me the eye afterwards. I bet it means she wants me.
 

pyonir

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No...you had crumbs on your face from finishing the entire spread at OCB.