what should i base my pumpkin carving off this year?

Fayd

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update
Went with pedobear.

update on 22nd post.

pedobear


original message

i try to do something different than what's generally on my street. (those stupid pumpkin carving packs things...god how i hate them.)

anyways, some of the previous years:

real california cheese -> happy cow logo
mooninites
diablo(from diablo/diablo 2 literature)
trogdor
several others.

anyways, i'm getting stuck here.

anyone have any ideas?

i'll throw up a poll with what i have thus far.
 

Jeff7

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If not pedobear, then Rick Astley. Equip your porch with a motion sensor, and Rickroll anyone who walks by.

Maybe sew up a wacky wild inflatable arm-flailing tube Astley.

 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: bababooey
pedobear,there is no other choice ...:laugh:
Complete the look, buy a big van and spray-paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

You'll also want a Chris Hansen mask.

 

Pepsei

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i did this one

link

not that perfect, since the second pumpkin was a little too big.. i had to trim it down.
 

Baked

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Have you been to Target lately? I like the pumpkin carving posters they got hanging around. I don't know what that monster thing's called though.

Originally posted by: rudeguy
ideas

Pumpkin Pi looks like poop.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: gar3555
this one rocks!

/thread

What kinda program or language did they use to compose the gizmodo and kotaku. Their websites don't show up right on FF, but looks fine on IE. What year is this? WTF!
 

Gooberlx2

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My first one of the year.

Wife and I flipped through that extreme pumpkins book at the grocery store, some ideas we had:

- Axe murdering scene in front yard (a la Calvin and Hobbes)
- Pumpkin smear and guts going up our driveway with tire tracks, as though we'd been dragging someone under our car. Body dragged and crumpled in the corner.
- Satanic ritual where a pumkpin demon was rising out of the ground

Sadly, pumpkins aren't quite cheap enough for me to make the effort to pull off those scenes. I don't care to spend more than $20 on this shit.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
My first one of the year.

Wife and I flipped through that extreme pumpkins book at the grocery store, some ideas we had:

- Axe murdering scene in front yard (a la Calvin and Hobbes)
- Pumpkin smear and guts going up our driveway with tire tracks, as though we'd been dragging someone under our car. Body dragged and crumpled in the corner.
- Satanic ritual where a pumkpin demon was rising out of the ground

Sadly, pumpkins aren't quite cheap enough for me to make the effort to pull off those scenes. I don't care to spend more than $20 on this shit.

i buy my pumpkins at the grocery store. much cheaper that way.

i dont understand why i used to go to the pumpkin patches. tbh, they're a realllllly bad deal.

a pumpkin that would cost $12-15 would cost like $4 at the grocery store.
 

Fayd

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unfortunately, i ran out of time for creating a masterpiece, so i had to create a pedobear.

pedobear

still havent told parents what it is tho. hopefully noone is gonna let them on to its meaning either.

edit: it looks a lot better irl. the camera really brings out the flaws of my hastiness :(

EDIT for the 5000x time... i really suck at hotlinking images..
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: Fayd
unfortunately, i ran out of time for creating a masterpiece, so i had to create a pedobear.

[l=pedobear]http://www.manwhoring.com/lineage/fayd/pics/pedobear.jpg[l]

still havent told parents what it is tho. hopefully noone is gonna let them on to its meaning either.

edit: it looks a lot better irl. the camera really brings out the flaws of my hastiness :(

:thumbsup::thumbsup: