• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

What she said *right* after sex....

Maetryx

Maetryx

Diamond Member
Maetryx here, 😎

Okay, this has had me laughing all morning. Saturday mornings are great for married couples, BTW, because the kid(s) are busy being zombified by TV cartoons.

I have to reveal a little about the position employed or it won't make any sense. I'm the guy (BTW) and I was on my back. She's the girl and she was on top. She was more or less upright. Okay, enough of that. We get done with the whole shooting match, the bed stops shaking, and she climbs off. Then, immediately she says, "I wish I was thinner so that would have been more attractive."

It was the furthest thing from my mind. (She's just a little overweight, so it's not like I *should* have thought of that.) Anyway, it was too funny. I'm all satisfied and got the post-intercourse stupid grin and she goes and says something like that. Maybe you had to be there (over my dead body!).
 
You mean your wife can still talk right after having "relations"

hmmm, mine can't 😉


someone had to say it.
 


<< You could tell her that it makes her all nice and jiggly. 😉 >>



This is the *best advice ever! &quot;Hey wifey-poo, you're all nice and jiggly!&quot;

[sound of someone being stomped to death]
 
Tell her that skinny supermodel types are out of style. Then slap her chunky ass and say &quot;let's hit the gym&quot;
 
I should add,

A correct response is-

Darling I am with you because I love you and you have only grown more beautiful with each day of our marriage.
Each grey hair and every wrinkle is a sign and reminder of the passage of a day of our lives spent together. When I look at you I still see the beautiful girl that I married and that has made me the happiest man on the face of the earth.

Uh could you move over, you'r getting a little heavy, is not the right way to end that statement.
 


Geeeeeeeeez she's cute and not at all overweight - just womanly. Tell her REAL men prefer their women to look like women and not underdeveloped boys. I console myself with that lie constantly. 😀



Btw, Maetryx YOU look like you belong in a Kevin Smith movie. 😛




Ummm...that's a compliment, honest. 😉
 


<< Tell her that skinny supermodel types are out of style. Then slap her chunky ass and say &quot;let's hit the gym&quot; >>



LOL! Trust me, anyone slaps my &quot;chunky&quot; ass and says lets go hit the gym, they better prepare to hit something all right..... 😀

And women are very self concious at times like that. We want you to think we look like Elizabeth Hurley up there, not Roseanne Barr. So even if you guys don't really notice, its on our minds... 😉
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top