What secret weapons and defenses does US have?

[FFactory0x]

What kind of Ace card do we have up our sleeve? Do you think we even have anything hidden?

 

[bradruth]

I don't know...IT'S A SECRET.

 

[Leros]

Airplanes the size of oranges that shoot uber-lasers. There are thousands of them patrolling the sky as we speak.

 

[PHiuR]

in a moments notice we can clone 10 million babies to attack baby penguins incase they decide to invade the US.

that is all i know.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Look at Iraq. Obviously we've run out of ideas.

 

[Chompman]

Lots and lots of nukes that Bush is going to set off once his term ends.

Other then that we have a "Laser" on the moon.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

we have canada.

 

[Epic Fail]

The NSA has more secrets than the military.

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Look at Iraq. Obviously we've run out of ideas.

Why does someone always have to bring politics into it?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
we have canada.

Maple syrup bombs? Beaver attack forces?

 

[intogamer]

battlecruisers

 

[Mo0o]

By definition if we know about it, it wouldn't be a SECRET weapon would it?

 

[Bateluer]

Haven't you been watching SG1? We have fighter craft capable of flying in both the atmosphere and in space, we have giant battle cruisers capable of traveling faster than light, we have wormhole technology to travel to other galaxies and planets. They just put it in a Sci-Fi TV show for plausible deniability.

 

[lavagirl669]

boobs

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
boobs

:camera:?

 

[Rike]

Nothing could possibly stand against the latent might of ATOT.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

yeah, the government probably has a division of professional neffers lead by a genius hacker. all he needs to do is hack into the enemy's mainfraim and let them loose.

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
boobs

:camera:?

I've heard of the ability to poke out a man's eye with one...
I'd call that a secret weapon.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

damn i thought that smiley was a link.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yes, they are manufacturing a virus made out of nanites to infect the common man so the government can destroy the Constitution and a multi-trillionare can rule the world by merging with an AI.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
boobs

machine gun jubblies!

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
boobs

machine gun jubblies!

Something like this?

 

[DingDingDao]

dogs with bees flying out of their mouths

 

[clickynext]

Originally posted by: JToxic
Airplanes the size of oranges that shoot uber-lasers. There are thousands of them patrolling the sky as we speak.

You're thinking of Japan.