• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

What screwed up movie would you like to see made

Paratus

Paratus

Lifer
I was thinking another Feddy vs Jason movie.

But this time a group of teenagers on the run from Jason and Freddy, with their down and out ex-marine gym teacher, (played by Bill Paxton) stumble into the local S-Mart.

Where a certain Bruce Campbell is working in housewares.........


I'd pay good money to see that.
 
I'd like to see Dracula remade. Keanu Reeves fake English accent and Winona Ryder in general really made that movie suck
 
Originally posted by: tenthumbs
I'd like to see Dracula remade. Keanu Reeves fake English accent and Winona Ryder in general really made that movie suck
Click to expand...

Who would you want for Dracula
 
Brokeback Mountain, with no homosexuality. And Clint Eastwood and Robert Duvall. And more epic gun battles. And a less sentimental and more awesome and violent storyline.
 
How about what screwed up movies we DON'T want made?

Dear hollywood,

No man can ever portray the badassery that is Wolverine, so top pretending hugh jackman can.

I mean, he's a cool dude and all, but leave my superheroes alone.

seriously.

~DSP
 
Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
How about what screwed up movies we DON'T want made?

Dear hollywood,

No man can ever portray the badassery that is Wolverine, so top pretending hugh jackman can.

I mean, he's a cool dude and all, but leave my superheroes alone.

seriously.

~DSP
Click to expand...

Not a movie but I wanna see Band of Brothers remade and have Pee Wee Herman play shifty. 🙂
 
Some type of alien / body snatchers movie, where the aliens invade your colon and inject probes into your prostate or uterus and makes everyone horny and have wild alien sex. The women would then be pregnant with alien babies. There would be some very direct scenes of the anal invasion of the girls. BUWAHAHAHA

😱
 
One I was once writing a script for:

Man becomes suicidal, fed up with world and people, sells soul to devil for incredible telekinetic powers, becomes superhero, criminals go free because of legal loopholes, police and people hate him, he takes over the entire world to free it of injustice, accidentally kills childhood sweetheart, realizes he has become what he hated, kills himself, burns in hell forever while world heals.
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Some type of alien / body snatchers movie, where the aliens invade your colon and inject probes into your prostate or uterus and makes everyone horny and have wild alien sex. The women would then be pregnant with alien babies. There would be some very direct scenes of the anal invasion of the girls. BUWAHAHAHA

😱
Click to expand...

Its a wonder japan hasn't already done this
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Some type of alien / body snatchers movie, where the aliens invade your colon and inject probes into your prostate or uterus and makes everyone horny and have wild alien sex. The women would then be pregnant with alien babies. There would be some very direct scenes of the anal invasion of the girls. BUWAHAHAHA

😱
Click to expand...

Um SagaLore, Did you know we could read that?
 
Originally posted by: child of wonder
One I was once writing a script for:

Man becomes suicidal, fed up with world and people, sells soul to devil for incredible telekinetic powers, becomes superhero, criminals go free because of legal loopholes, police and people hate him, he takes over the entire world to free it of injustice, accidentally kills childhood sweetheart, realizes he has become what he hated, kills himself, burns in hell forever while world heals.
Click to expand...

Isn't that basically Spawn, not to mention there's a Dean Koontz novel with a similar plot.
 
Originally posted by: Paratus
Originally posted by: child of wonder
One I was once writing a script for:

Man becomes suicidal, fed up with world and people, sells soul to devil for incredible telekinetic powers, becomes superhero, criminals go free because of legal loopholes, police and people hate him, he takes over the entire world to free it of injustice, accidentally kills childhood sweetheart, realizes he has become what he hated, kills himself, burns in hell forever while world heals.
Click to expand...

Isn't that basically Spawn, not to mention there's a Dean Koontz novel with a similar plot.
Click to expand...

Spawn doesn't take over the world or kill himself.

Which Dean Koontz novel is like that?
 
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Originally posted by: Paratus
Originally posted by: child of wonder
One I was once writing a script for:

Man becomes suicidal, fed up with world and people, sells soul to devil for incredible telekinetic powers, becomes superhero, criminals go free because of legal loopholes, police and people hate him, he takes over the entire world to free it of injustice, accidentally kills childhood sweetheart, realizes he has become what he hated, kills himself, burns in hell forever while world heals.
Click to expand...

Isn't that basically Spawn, not to mention there's a Dean Koontz novel with a similar plot.
Click to expand...

Spawn doesn't take over the world or kill himself.

Which Dean Koontz novel is like that?
Click to expand...

I can't remember the name.

Argh I skimmed your post and missed the take over the world part so scratch that about the Koontz book.
 
Originally posted by: Paratus
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Some type of alien / body snatchers movie, where the aliens invade your colon and inject probes into your prostate or uterus and makes everyone horny and have wild alien sex. The women would then be pregnant with alien babies. There would be some very direct scenes of the anal invasion of the girls. BUWAHAHAHA

😱
Click to expand...

Um SagaLore, Did you know we could read that?
Click to expand...

Read what? I see nothing here.
 
Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
How about what screwed up movies we DON'T want made?

Dear hollywood,

No man can ever portray the badassery that is Wolverine, so top pretending hugh jackman can.

I mean, he's a cool dude and all, but leave my superheroes alone.

seriously.

~DSP
Click to expand...
Thats what I was thinking but not Wolverine, and not Hugh Jackman.
I was thinking about Thomas Jane as the Punisher.

 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Paratus
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Some type of alien / body snatchers movie, where the aliens invade your colon and inject probes into your prostate or uterus and makes everyone horny and have wild alien sex. The women would then be pregnant with alien babies. There would be some very direct scenes of the anal invasion of the girls. BUWAHAHAHA

😱
Click to expand...

Um SagaLore, Did you know we could read that?
Click to expand...

Read what? I see nothing here.
Click to expand...

Text
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top