Why the hemp plant makes canabanoids
A pseudo scientific study by cxim
Long ago, before man was invented, God walked among the plants & conversed with them. After a while it became obvious to some of the plants that God had preferences for BIG plants. He spent most of his time with the big old trees in the big forests.
This started to pissoff some of the smaller plants because they lived their whole short life & died before God ever came by to talk.
Different plants decided to counter the grand size of the big trees in different ways. A bunch decided to grow flowers. Some grew large colorful flowers. Some grew flowers that had nice smells. Some grew fruit that had a nice taste.
This worked out pretty good & God started visiting the smaller plants more often. Well God never knew just what new things a plant would come up with so he got in the habit of eating a little of this plant & a little of that plant.
The hemp plant tried to grow flowers & they looked like sh1t. So the hemp plant tried to make it's flowers smell good. That didn't work either. Next, the hemp plant tried to make it's leaves taste good.
Being a screwup, it made halucinogenic canabanoids instead.
So the next time God came by, he looked at the plant, ordinary, no colorful flowers, smelled it... nothing... looked for fruit...none.... So God broke off a small twig with a bit of bloom & tasted it... Blagh...
God then kept walking among the plants. The plants looked better & better. He got hungry... Now lots of plants tasted GOOOOOOD !
Now God was no dummy, so he knew that he had been given a wonderful gift by the hemp plant, canabanoids.
And to this day, hemp plants make canabanoids, waiting for God to stroll by again & have a taste.