I hate having to check to make sure all the doors are locked before going out. With the butler on vacation it is a real hassle checking all the doors and windows on my 10,000 sq foot estate.
I'm sure with your 7 figure salary, you can hire a 2nd butler while your first butler is on vacation.
That makes perfect sense, that is what I do when the Porsche is in the shop.
Fuck that, I pay my butler so much he hires his own butler.I'm sure with your 7 figure salary, you can hire a 2nd butler while your first butler is on vacation.
Fuck that, I pay my butler so much he hires his own butler.

 
				
		