What pizza do you carry?

[IronWing]

Have you ever had to use it?

 

[IronWing]

MIRAMAR, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.

Delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the steaming pie at the gunman, buying time as he ran for safety, police said.

At least one shot was fired as Devictoria fled, but the deliveryman wasn't hurt and was able to quickly call police, according to authorities.

Three teenage suspects were nabbed soon after Wednesday's run-in with the cheesy weapon, police said, adding they were charged with armed robbery.

 

[Alistar7]

I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

:facepalm;

 

[TestedAcorn]

Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

:facepalm;

:facepalm; that you think that's a real reply.

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Did I miss something?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Quoted just because.

 

[IronWing]

Do you think that if more folks carried pizzas we could take a bite out of crime?

 

[TestedAcorn]

Originally posted by: Cabages

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Did I miss something?

I replied to the wrong thread lol.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Do you think that if more folks carried pizzas we could take a bite out of crime?

I don't know but the world would smell a lot better!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn

Originally posted by: Cabages

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Did I miss something?

I replied to the wrong thread lol.

God hates pizza!

Thank God for dead pizza deliverymen!

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn

Originally posted by: Cabages

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Did I miss something?

I replied to the wrong thread lol.

God hates pizza!

Thank God for dead pizza deliverymen!

That's because people would rather eat pizza than go to church. I think I'll start a poll to prove it.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ironwing
That's because people would rather eat pizza than go to church. I think I'll start a poll to prove it.

Be sure to mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster's one begotten son, whom he sent to Earth to save us from.....well, not our sins. He sent his son, The Spinning Pizza Monster, to bathe the world in Cheesy Goodness. Unfortunately, He makes people a bit nervous when he touches them with his Sausagy Appendages.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL that's hilarious. Now that's a funny story to tell friends.

Home land security will analyze this and realize that pizza can be used as a weapon.

It will now be illegal to carry on planes.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

lolwut?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

:facepalm;

:facepalm; that you think that's a real reply.

:facepalm; that you thought my :facepalm; was a real :facepalm;

 

[SandEagle]

sounds like a bunch of pizza-faced teens acting stupid

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

:facepalm;

:facepalm; that you think that's a real reply.

hahahahahaha

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

You have given me much to ponder here.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Dave is that you?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Lol santa is responsible for the economic recession? Those people are fucking retarded. Oh and apparently he really really likes buttsex.

Dave is that you?

Nah, if it was Dave, he'd have bragged about how he predicted this three years ago, and that it's the Republican's fault.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Alistar7
I carry a big sausage style, and the ladies always love it when I use it....

you might want to clarify you're talking about pizza, the idiots here are going to think its funny that what you said can also mean you have a big penis

:facepalm;

:facepalm; that you think that's a real reply.

:facepalm; that you thought my :facepalm; was a real :facepalm;

My sarcasm meter just asploded.