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Lifer
- Dec 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Westbound Train - I'm No Different
?One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think that?s a bad thing, but to me that?s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That?s not an impediment, that?s suspense! What?s he going to say? Car?? ?or Carnival?? ?Carburetor!?!? Man?
?I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said ?if you need anything, I?m Jill?. I?ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.?
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I?d probably just start calling out letters.
My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, ?That burrito did not agree with me.? I was like, ?Was the disagreement over whether or not you?d have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.? ?I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know. I was like, ?I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way.??
Originally posted by: BlueAcolyte
Burning Inside - Ministry