Well then, now we have something to blame for this atrocity.Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
The hair cutting process dates back to the beginning of primates when the slutty fiance/girlfriend monkey transitions to the cheating wife monkey.
The only difference now is that there isn't remorse or guilt.
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: moshquerade
m'be women just chop their hair as they get older, nothing to do with marriage
Social convention says that women over a certain age are expected to cut their hair and adopt a matronly appearance,long hair is associated with beauty and sexual attractiveness,both considered areas belonging solely to young women.
Exactly. They've won you, you're their prize, they no longer have to work on impressing you or anyone else, really.Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Now that they're married they can look as ugly as they want
It's sad how this is acceptable as I think it's important to look good for your spouse at all times. No wonder so many couples cheat on one another. I would want to tell my wife that she looks beautiful after marriage and really mean it rather than lying through my teeth to a tub of goo.Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
Exactly. They've won you, you're their prize, they no longer have to work on impressing you or anyone else, really.Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Now that they're married they can look as ugly as they want
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Same thing that makes men get fat. Convenience. No sense of having to attract anybody since marriages are so hard to break. Also, to some degree, a greater comfort zone with somebody when you're married and less insecurities about being ugly.
Mainly the first part though.
Originally posted by: Hubris
I think it probably has a lot to do with having kids, too. You've got WAY less time when you have kids, and shorter hair is a lot easier to take care of. Also a lot less for kids to grab onto.
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I see this ALL the time as well, and here's my theory:
They cut their hair after marriage because they already suckered the guy into giving them 1/2 of what he owns, so she has absolutely no reason to remain the same person that she was before marriage. I really don't understand why they do it. No wonder the divorce rate is so high and infidelity is rampant. If the chick stayed the same hot piece of a$$ that she was during the dating period, keeping the long, flowing hair, the husband wouldn't have any reason to go out and look for someone that he actually is attracted to now. You marry someone in part based on looks and attraction. When that other person alters that look, why are they so shocked when their mate doesn't have that attraction anymore? If I'm dating someone with long hair, that's obviously part of the reason why I'm dating you. Don't marry me then all of a sudden chop it off. If I wanted to marry someone with short hair, I would've started out DATING someone with short hair.![]()
Originally posted by: chibchacan
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I see this ALL the time as well, and here's my theory:
They cut their hair after marriage because they already suckered the guy into giving them 1/2 of what he owns, so she has absolutely no reason to remain the same person that she was before marriage. I really don't understand why they do it. No wonder the divorce rate is so high and infidelity is rampant. If the chick stayed the same hot piece of a$$ that she was during the dating period, keeping the long, flowing hair, the husband wouldn't have any reason to go out and look for someone that he actually is attracted to now. You marry someone in part based on looks and attraction. When that other person alters that look, why are they so shocked when their mate doesn't have that attraction anymore? If I'm dating someone with long hair, that's obviously part of the reason why I'm dating you. Don't marry me then all of a sudden chop it off. If I wanted to marry someone with short hair, I would've started out DATING someone with short hair.![]()
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