What makes the ideal wife?

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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Write about a hospitable, kung fu doctor. That's what we came up with in my speech class.
 

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.
 

PHiuR

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Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.
 

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.
 

killface

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Aug 17, 2001
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Some genius described the ideal woman as being 3 foot tall with a flat head - so you can set your beer on top.
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.

The article is also written by JUDY Brady, a woman (see first paragraph). It's social commentary, not a real list.

Attention span of a gnat, I tell you!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.

The article is also written by JUDY Brady, a woman (see first paragraph). It's social commentary, not a real list.

Attention span of a gnat, I tell you!


huh what? did you say something?
 

sixone

Lifer
May 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.

It may have been written by a woman, but she hit the nail right on the head. So to speak.
 

ColdFusion718

Diamond Member
Mar 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.

It may have been written by a woman, but she hit the nail right on the head. So to speak.

Whoever said life was fair?
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Sounds about right to me. Find a woman that meets these needs and you have a good wife. If she does not, then she's not a good wife.
 

sixone

Lifer
May 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
That sounds like Snopes material.

Seriously, no man is going to write this:

"I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it."

Shens. A real man, at least one who is going to write stuff like that, is going to claim that he always wants sexual attention. He's not going to claim he's a gimp and needs to turn down sex from his dream wife.

article is from the 70's.


Which makes it even more unlikely that a guy is going to claim that he needs to turn down sexual attention from his dream wife.

It may have been written by a woman, but she hit the nail right on the head. So to speak.

Whoever said life was fair?

What does fair have to do with anything?
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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My wife wants to be like a 1950's housewife. She loves to clean, she cooks, she likes to have dinner on the table when I walk in the door, she pours me drinks...she's even freaky in bed! :D

On top of that she's retired in her mid 30's (long story) and makes twice as much in her pension payment as I do working.

BEAT THAT!!!!
 

bennylong

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Apr 20, 2006
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From the Good Wife's Guide:

*

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
*

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
*

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
*

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
*

Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
*

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
*

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all the noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
*

Be happy to see him.
*

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first ? remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
*

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
*

Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
*

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
*

Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
*

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
*

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
*

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
*

A good wife always knows her place.

 

TehMac

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Aug 18, 2006
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Thats a good list. Heres mine:

Share in your husband's burdens, work, share money, don't be a bitch, and don't speak unless spoken to. :p
jk about the last part lol.
 

bennylong

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Apr 20, 2006
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Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men??
A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Yesterday my wife directed me to buy off road tires for the truck.


/thread
 

LookingGlass

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Jul 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: bennylong
From the Good Wife's Guide:

*

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
*

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
*

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
*

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
*

Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
*

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
*

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all the noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
*

Be happy to see him.
*

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first ? remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
*

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
*

Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
*

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
*

Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
*

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
*

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
*

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
*

A good wife always knows her place.

So who's gonna pay the servant to do all that? :p