What level of hell are you going to end up in?

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: apoppin
Level 10.

Where's the poll . . . ?

. . . and how do I NETWORK with OTHER Level 10s?

 

[Amused]

You're a hot naked woman wrestling in a kiddie pool full of lemon jell-o?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Amused
You're a hot naked woman wrestling in a kiddie pool full of lemon jell-o?

No, I'm just watching two of them.

And yeah - it does get kinda boring when there's fewer than four, so don't bitch about me not getting involved.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

OT - Those "Circles of Hell" descriptions would make for excellent Doom levels.

- M4H

 

[Amused]

 

[sharkeeper]

It doesn't matter what level when I get there. I'll run for president!

-DAK-

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
level 2 for me...

 

[captains]

lvl 5

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: yayo
Not like this is a surprise or anything but: Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

See you there I'll bring the marshmallows if you bring the graham crackers. Who wants to bring the chocolate?

We can set up ATOT meet and greets in the separate levels of hell! Who else is going to be dwelling in the 8th level ?

 

[Regs]

Silent Hill should catch onto to this shite!

--I'm an Angle-- wink wink*

 

[bandana163]

E3M8 City of Dis Level 7. Heretic - how true!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: yayo
Not like this is a surprise or anything but: Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

See you there I'll bring the marshmallows if you bring the graham crackers. Who wants to bring the chocolate?

We can set up ATOT meet and greets in the separate levels of hell! Who else is going to be dwelling in the 8th level ?

lvl 8 here...awesome...

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: yayo
Not like this is a surprise or anything but: Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

See you there I'll bring the marshmallows if you bring the graham crackers. Who wants to bring the chocolate?

We can set up ATOT meet and greets in the separate levels of hell! Who else is going to be dwelling in the 8th level ?

lvl 8 here...awesome...

Okay I'm in, but I have one question...

Which one of you answred YES to the question that asked if you have ever performed oral on a same sex partner?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: yayo Not like this is a surprise or anything but: Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

See you there I'll bring the marshmallows if you bring the graham crackers. Who wants to bring the chocolate? We can set up ATOT meet and greets in the separate levels of hell! Who else is going to be dwelling in the 8th level ?

lvl 8 here...awesome...

Okay I'm in, but I have one question... Which one of you answred YES to the question that asked if you have ever performed oral on a same sex partner?

It won't really matter will it? Given the accomodations, I'm not sure that any of us will really be in the mood to sodomize.

 

[SyahM]

lvl 2 here.

 

[Ausm]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Bum me out I thought I would score much lower

Ausm

 

I?m a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I?m comin? on like a hurricane
My lightning?s flashing across the sky
You?re only young but you?re gonna die

I won?t take no prisoners, won?t spare no lives
Nobody?s putting up a fight
I got my bell, I?m gonna take you to hell
I?m gonna get you, satan get you

Chorus:
Hell?s bells
Yeah, hell?s bells
You got me ringing hell?s bells
My temperature?s high, hell?s bells

I?ll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you?re into evil you?re a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
?cause if good?s on the left, then I?m stickin? to the right

I won?t take no prisoners, won?t spare no lives
Nobody?s puttin? up a fight
I got my bell, I?m gonna take you to hell
I?m gonna get you, satan get you

Chorus

Yeow
Hell?s bells, satan?s comin? to you
Hell?s bells, he?s ringing them now
Hell?s bells, the temperature?s high
Hell?s bells, across the sky
Hell?s bells, they?re takin? you down
Hell?s bells, they?re draggin? you around
Hell?s bells, gonna split the night
Hell?s bells, there?s no way to fight, yeah

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Hell?s bells


............................................................................................................................................


Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payin' my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell

 

[PunDogg]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

[SagaLore]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

 

[Eli]

Through the fiery caverns we sail
Virgil at my side my guide and master
Questing through the nine plains of hell
Infernal wisdom shall fill my soul
Slowly now the days departing
The darkened air releases me
Frightening visions of my journey
Entrance me to limbo I'm not
Free

Abandon all hope who enter here
Enter the gates, charon awaits

Abandon all hope who enter here
For this is where all things are left behind
Every doubt and every cowardice must die
Souls of rage and anger whipping in despair

The souls that wail on this plain pray for death
Denial is the reason for their suffering
Forever being stung by wasps and demons breath
The blood and tears that fall serve the maggots need

Descention, thrusting to the second plain
Minos judges as his tail twines
Lustful thoughts and greed whip these wretched souls
A hurricane of hate mocks their helpless pleas

Drifting now down deeper, into eternal flames
Awake at the third circle, the cold and filthy rain
Punished for their gluttony, languid for all time
The earth it stinks of corpses, damned for all time
The vicious beast cerebus, three heads, blooded eyes
Tears his talons through the air, all the skinners cry

Down, be still thy cursed wolf
The master scorns its name
Dive to the next plain
The sullen and the vain
Suffer for greed
The prodigal they bleed
For all eternity
Plutus holds the key

Damned, the wrathful and the vain
Suffer the fifth plain
Cross the river styx
Heed your crucifix
The mudded corpses cry
Howling to the sky
Reach the other side
Open wide the gate

Enter the sixth circle of barren land and flames
Passing through the gate of dis the furies scream her name
Belching forth in agony invoking her to rise
The spirit's rage consuming us the evil in their cries
Queen of vipers, queen of serpents
Cast their souls to stone
Spread to wealth of gorgon's power
Medusa's inner soul

We're drawing ever closer to the seventh hell
They violate their neighbors, their god and themselves
We're sailing slowly through the boiling river of blood
Immersed in the depths below souls scream in agony
The twisted beast he laughs, he draws his arrow back
His sights on anyone exposing of their flesh
He impales their hearts with ease
And shrugs their piercing screams
Pity is they'll never die
They'll suffer here eternally

Imagine a place where every horror comes to life
Where every torture is real and time stands still
Eight fiery steps and we're closer to the end

In a cold and timeless grave buried head first in shit
Praying all the while for a quick & painless death
Scratching furiously at scabbed and oozing wounds

Lucifer... angel of light
Cast below god of ice
Ruling hell unholy trinity
The traitors freeze for all eternity
Lucifer... betrayer of god
Tormentor ruthless and cold
Judas' screaming here in agony
The traitors freeze for all eternity




If you like metal, check it out.

Dante's Inferno by Iced Earth. 16 minutes of pure sweetness.

 

[Luagsch]

ended up in lvl 5, but there seems to be some potential

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

 

[Anubis]

whe i took this i got level 8
\
but seeing as hell does NOT exist im not going

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: Anubis
whe i took this i got level 8
\
but seeing as hell does NOT exist im not going

How can hell not exist but heaven does...

I just don't get it

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: Anubis
whe i took this i got level 8
\
but seeing as hell does NOT exist im not going

How can hell not exist but heaven does...

I just don't get it

neither are real

 

[bunker]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.