Three remotes, batteries for one of the remotes, a clock, two lotions (for the Mrs.) a lamp, some book of hers, another book (Pudd'nhead Wilson? Why's that there?), a glass of water, a nail file, a rubber band for her hair, a pen, a comb for the dog, a Nintendo DS, part of a used plane ticket from last week, and a gummy fruit snack wrapper.
Yikes. Oddly enough, it doesn't really look that cluttered.