What kind of "stuff" do you use to take care of yourself>???

[eigen]

1.put some crisco on a paper towel
2.warm up paper towel in microwavE
3.???
4.PROFIT.

 

[Mrvile]

Hand + computer monitor = profit.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: robothouse77
wait, are you the one planning on having lots and lots of gay sex this weekend?

Yeah that's me.....lol and I do plan on it still!!!! unless my boyfriend gets mad at me. This is not strange at all to the guy that said something about that above, dude if you are thinking that then you might be the one who is afraid. I am open about gay sex, and I was just bi-curious if you don't like the thread then don't post.

Fixed.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

Lola.. give it 10 years..... the first 5 are screw like bunnies .. after that.. starts slowing down

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

No offense, but you just got married. Get back to me in 10 years or so.

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

Lola.. give it 10 years..... the first 5 are screw like bunnies .. after that.. starts slowing down

I made 10 years this week. Is he going to start holding out on me?!?!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you some kind of prevert?

most of us here are including you and you know it!


hmm unfortantly i get this. When my wife had our kid she had the opisadomy and the doctor screwed it up bad.

she had a scar in a bad place. So any intercourse realy caused her alot of pain.

So they tried to repair it. They cut out the scar tissue and did a better job of sewing her up. but now it is uber tight (woot for me!) but it causes her a lot of pain because its so tight.

heh i do kind of feel sorry for her.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

Lola.. give it 10 years..... the first 5 are screw like bunnies .. after that.. starts slowing down

I made 10 years this week. Is he going to start holding out on me?!?!

funny thing is... we have been together for 5 years. its not like we waited til marriage to have sex. we are far from bunnies now, however, i will never say no to him. he knows when i do not feel well, so he wont ask, but because of his kindness, I try to "reward" him as much as possible.
I enjoy sex and it keeps getting better as we are together longer. it may change later on, but not if i can help it. I guess i have a bigger sex drive than him.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you some kind of prevert?

most of us here are including you and you know it!


hmm unfortantly i get this. When my wife had our kid she had the opisadomy and the doctor screwed it up bad.

she had a scar in a bad place. So any intercourse realy caused her alot of pain.

So they tried to repair it. They cut out the scar tissue and did a better job of sewing her up. but now it is uber tight (woot for me!) but it causes her a lot of pain because its so tight.

heh i do kind of feel sorry for her.

uhh... congratulations?





I know sorry.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: robothouse77
won't your wife get upset if she knew that you were taking care of it by yourself?

Nah sometimes when she isn't in the mood she will get naked for me and model while....You know. My wife is real a sweetie and she is hot....lol I got lucky.

bwahahaharoflcoptersatwork

 

[Looney]

Just wait until she's asleep and just slide it in.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Topic Title: What kind of "stuff" do you use to take care of yourself>???
Topic Summary: I think you all know what I mean, I don't too much but sometimes the wife isn't in the mood
Created On: 06/10/2005 02:45 PM????????????????

:roll:

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: Looney
Just wait until she's asleep and just slide it in.

:evil:

 

[PetunZ]

Your name is CreativeTom for a reason, isn't it?

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: PetunZ
Your name is CreativeTom for a reason, isn't it?

I was thinking the same thing, he's not living up to his username.

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

Lola.. give it 10 years..... the first 5 are screw like bunnies .. after that.. starts slowing down

I made 10 years this week. Is he going to start holding out on me?!?!

funny thing is... we have been together for 5 years. its not like we waited til marriage to have sex. we are far from bunnies now, however, i will never say no to him. he knows when i do not feel well, so he wont ask, but because of his kindness, I try to "reward" him as much as possible.
I enjoy sex and it keeps getting better as we are together longer. it may change later on, but not if i can help it. I guess i have a bigger sex drive than him.

I am willing to bet you don't have kids. Before the children my wife was hot for it all the time. Not so after 2 kids. They will destroy your sex life.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Crucial

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i always find it soooo funny when someone says "wife is not in the mood"...
i mean, i am still young, but i have never turned him down... even in the middle of the night.
I feel sorry for men that have that problem.

Lola.. give it 10 years..... the first 5 are screw like bunnies .. after that.. starts slowing down

I made 10 years this week. Is he going to start holding out on me?!?!

funny thing is... we have been together for 5 years. its not like we waited til marriage to have sex. we are far from bunnies now, however, i will never say no to him. he knows when i do not feel well, so he wont ask, but because of his kindness, I try to "reward" him as much as possible.
I enjoy sex and it keeps getting better as we are together longer. it may change later on, but not if i can help it. I guess i have a bigger sex drive than him.

I am willing to bet you don't have kids. Before the children my wife was hot for it all the time. Not so after 2 kids. They will destroy your sex life.

youre right, we do not have kids, and i have heard both ways actually. well, for now, no kids and i like sex so, its good.

 

[CreativeTom]

Sorry if I am a perv, but anyway you look at it most guys do this at some point, and it is a valid question.

 

[meltdown75]

WTH

 

[jjones]

Don't have that problem. The wife is always ready for sex, even after 10 years of marriage. I've never been turned down, she's never had a headache or been too tired, I've never even had to "ask".

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: FoBoT
are you some kind of prevert?

most of us here are including you and you know it!


hmm unfortantly i get this. When my wife had our kid she had the opisadomy and the doctor screwed it up bad.

she had a scar in a bad place. So any intercourse realy caused her alot of pain.

So they tried to repair it. They cut out the scar tissue and did a better job of sewing her up. but now it is uber tight (woot for me!) but it causes her a lot of pain because its so tight.

heh i do kind of feel sorry for her.

oh that sucks. ask your wife for a surrogate sex partner.

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: jjones
Don't have that problem. The wife is always ready for sex, even after 10 years of marriage. I've never been turned down, she's never had a headache or been too tired, I've never even had to "ask".

Ok you can admit now that she must be an android, or that thing you need the air compressor for.

 

[aidanjm]

why would you need advice on masturbation? doesn't it sort of come naturally..?

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: jjones
Don't have that problem. The wife is always ready for sex, even after 10 years of marriage. I've never been turned down, she's never had a headache or been too tired, I've never even had to "ask".

see, thats what i am talking about. there are females like that out there!
:thumbsup: to your wife!!