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What kind of schlemiel puts SALT in the SUGAR container?

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sharkeeper

Lifer
This has got to be the worst trick ever.

The last time I remember tasting something so nasty was when I made some tea in the middle of night during a regencycle of the softening system.

YUCK! Someone is going to pay for this! :|
 
(When we were kids) My grandmother had salt in a sugar container. Well, what my mom thought was sugar. She applied it to the cornflakes she had prepared for us. My grandmother wasn't around to correct her. Needless to say, salt on cornflakes w/ milk is NOT a good combination.

In the case above it was an accident / misunderstanding. As a prank, well, that sucks. Basically it's vandalism. You completely ruin the food by doing that. Bastards.
 
I was at a pizza place last week and grabbed a shaker of what I thought was parmesan. Started to shake it on my slice, it was sugar. WTF do they need sugar on the tables for in a little pizza place??? I don't think they even sold coffee! Ruined my pizza. The cashier saw what happened and gave me another slice for free...nice guy.
 
Originally posted by: werk
I was at a pizza place last week and grabbed a shaker of what I thought was parmesan. Started to shake it on my slice, it was sugar. WTF do they need sugar on the tables for in a little pizza place??? I don't think they even sold coffee! Ruined my pizza. The cashier saw what happened and gave me another slice for free...nice guy.
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Do they serve dessert pizzas? A little sugar on a cherry glazed pizza would sound tasty.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: werk
I was at a pizza place last week and grabbed a shaker of what I thought was parmesan. Started to shake it on my slice, it was sugar. WTF do they need sugar on the tables for in a little pizza place??? I don't think they even sold coffee! Ruined my pizza. The cashier saw what happened and gave me another slice for free...nice guy.
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Do they serve dessert pizzas? A little sugar on a cherry glazed pizza would sound tasty.
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That does sound good, unfortunately, a little sugar on your pepperoni slice isn't as tasty. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: werk
I was at a pizza place last week and grabbed a shaker of what I thought was parmesan. Started to shake it on my slice, it was sugar. WTF do they need sugar on the tables for in a little pizza place??? I don't think they even sold coffee! Ruined my pizza. The cashier saw what happened and gave me another slice for free...nice guy.
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MMMM HMMM! Sweet, Sweet Pizza!😛

The sugar is probably there for the unsweetened iced tea customer.

Sweet and sugary pizza love.
 
Originally posted by: TRUMPHENT
Originally posted by: werk
I was at a pizza place last week and grabbed a shaker of what I thought was parmesan. Started to shake it on my slice, it was sugar. WTF do they need sugar on the tables for in a little pizza place??? I don't think they even sold coffee! Ruined my pizza. The cashier saw what happened and gave me another slice for free...nice guy.
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MMMM HMMM! Sweet, Sweet Pizza!😛

The sugar is probably there for the unsweetened iced tea customer.

Sweet and sugary pizza love.
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It's pretty hard to find real iced tea in NYC. All they sell is Snapple, especially in little dives like this.

I'm telling you, it's a conspiracy!!!
 
hahah i used to do that all the time in the chow hall. another good one wa to unscrew the salt top and leave it on just enough so it looks like it is on. when somebody salts thier food they get the whole container of salt.
 
hahah i used to do that all the time in the chow hall. another good one wa to unscrew the salt top and leave it on just enough so it looks like it is on. when somebody salts thier food they get the whole container of salt.
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No I always check that. Been there, done that.

This sugar vs. salt thing has got me all riled up now. Never again.

Going from salt - sugar isn't nearly as bad as the other way. Salt in tea and on french toast is a real bad way to start out one's day.
 
woulda been better if they switched it with a shaker full of cocaine... but that'd be a damned expensive prank
 
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