What kind of prank for my roommate's bday?

[kag]

I'd like to play a good prank on him, but not something that would hurt him physically or cost him (or me) money.

One plan that the people who work with me suggested would be to try to arrange with his boss to make him believe they have a reunion for 8:00AM on his birthday. Then in the night, shut off the electricity for a few seconds in his room to unset the clock. Change the time on all the visible clocks (like 30 minutes in advance). Take the keys in his pockets to change the time in his car, come back inside and wake him up at the time he usually wakes up and make him think he's late for his reunion.

I think this could be funny, it would not hurt anyone and his boss would already be aware that he might come in a few minutes late (anyway his work schedule is flexible in the first place...)

 

[ElFenix]

stuff his bed full of granny panties

 

[yobarman]

Skeet in his Frosted Flakes!

 

[apac]

I like the one you suggested.

 

[zixxer]

Originally posted by: apac
I like the one you suggested.

eh I dunno... I'd be really pissed if my roommate contaced my boss like that.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

1) Take screenshot of desktop, save as bmp
2) Set screenshot to wallpaper
3) Hide desktop icons
4) Set Start Menu to autohide.
5) Adjust monitor so that the side with the start menu is harder to reach

Hilarity insues.

 

[jagec]

Put a low card table on his bed directly over his face, then scream really loud so he sits upright in a panic.

 

[bootymac]

When he's sleeping, walk up to him, unzip your fly, and run your finger across his lips until he starts to wake up. Just before he wakes, zip up your fly and look embarassed

 

[Syringer]

Pee on his bed.

 

[kag]

Originally posted by: bootymac
When he's sleeping, walk up to him, unzip your fly, and run your finger across his lips until he starts to wake up. Just before he wakes, zip up your fly and look embarassed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jadinolf]

Punch holes in his condoms.

Oh, this is ATOT...forget it.

 

[Specop 007]

Buy a bunch of pads, they have sticky backs to them.
Ever see a car covered in pads?
Me either, but I bet it'd be funny as hell.

 

[Pciber]

just do the good ole fashined saran-wrap to the bed.

 

[JoeKing]

Kick him in the nuts, then yell "Happy Birfday!", commence pointing and laughing at him as he wiggles on the ground.

 

[Neurorelay]

Pay his half of the rent.

 

[Lorn]

Set up a girl for a live webcam strip job...

Be at her house...

Catch your homie jerkin'.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: NOLOVE
Set up a girl for a live webcam strip job...

Be at her house...

Catch your homie jerkin'.

Note to self. This man will never be my roommate!!

 

[kag]

Bump for the early (or very late...) crowd

 

[iamwiz82]

I have always been a big fan of presenting him with his pet's head in a box.

 

[TallBill]

There is only one thing to do...

Sneak in through his window... and eat all of his snackpacks.

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: apac
I like the one you suggested.

Set the clocks early, so he will be one hour early at the meeting with his boss