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What kind of pickup lines do you guys use?

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Shelly21

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If you see someone hot, and you want to approach them. What would you say?

Of course, I guess it depends on the location too. You guys should take up yoga, the ratio of girls to guys is like 20:1.
 
"Hi, I see you're naked in my bed. Good times."

I can't remember ever having to use anything else. 😀
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
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This might work, if you say it like you're trying to use the worst pickup line ever. Perhaps follow up with someting to make me laugh.
 
Originally posted by: Shelly21
If you see someone hot, and you want to approach them. What would you say?

Of course, I guess it depends on the location too. You guys should take up yoga, the ratio of girls to guys is like 20:1.
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Unfortunately......... when I am free for the Yoga (mornings)......... it's all old ladies 🙁

I still go since I need to be more flexible ...... I play goalie in ice hockey 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
Originally posted by: MX2times
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
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Gender mismatch. Checksum error.
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Was just repeating an actual line used on me once. I gave the guy points for hilarity, but it was still a no go from here Houston.
 
"you should come into my check out line because i check people out better that way."

my friend who works at dominicks used that exact sentence and it landed him a date the next weekend. i dont understand what that girl was thinking...maybe she was on something i have no idea.
 
Hi, I'm daveymark.

If I'm feeling extremely chipper, I'll ask her about a braclet or necklace she has. If she's a 9.5 or 10, I'll neg her about her hair or her nails
 
Notice somebody acting stupid... rowdy fat drunk girl, drunk desperate guy getting all up on everybody... if she notices, make some comment about it. then use the whole "where are you from?" line. Also the "You goin' to school anywhere?" can be taken as a compliment to girls in their mid-twenties. I dunno. Probably best bet is to lay your penis out on your open palm and ask "do we have a deal?"
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
Hi, I'm daveymark.

If I'm feeling extremely chipper, I'll ask her about a braclet or necklace she has. If she's a 9.5 or 10, I'll neg her about her hair or her nails
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another pickup artist.... *wink* *nod* knowingly.....
 
"If your ass was a chinese restaurant, I'd have the poo-poo platter" - Bloodhound Gang
 
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