sdifox
No Lifer
you do realize you can make something any way you want?
it is not a patty if it has cheese

you do realize you can make something any way you want?

That's a really crude way to brag about having a 4-way with your wife and her retarded cousins...I had a hot roast beef sandwich with veggies.
just don't add cheese then?it is not a patty if it has cheese![]()
I bought 2 corned beef rounds today from Costco to make pastrami. I have 2 packer briskets in the fridge I was going to corn but buying prepackaged stuff is so much easier this time of the year. The only problem with the prepackaged corned beef is every company uses different salt level. So it's hard to tell how much I have to desalinate vs if I make it from scratch at home, I control the salt level of the brine so I know exactly how salty it's going to be.Made corned beef brisket sous vide yesterday. Getting a jump on St Patrick's Day. Did it at 180 for 10 hrs. Delish. Firm enough to slice, soft enough to take bite sized pieces off slice with a fork. Leftovers to make reuben sammiches.
Oh fancy! That looks great! Man who can cook can win any girl's heart. Every guy should learn how to cook.Wife's birthday yesterday. She's not a cake fan, so made poached pears with cashew toffee and homemade ice cream
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Well, I kind of fell into it the hard way. My mom got me a job washing dishes at a catering company she worked for when I was 15. From there I started working in the kitchen. Then I started helping with events. Then I worked on contract for a high-end hotel with a very talented and nasty-tempered French chef, and after a few years of that I started running the kitchen.Oh fancy! That looks great! Man who can cook can win any girl's heart. Every guy should learn how to cook.
My mom didn't love to cook, so few and far between were her offerings that garnered enthusiasm and praise. If I wanted to like what I ate, I had to prepare it myself, was what I felt and did as I developed in adolescence. As a STEM major, I was committed to accuracy, so I found and followed recipes to the letter because I considered myself a newbie to cooking. IOW, I approached the kitchen like I approached chem lab. Untold hours preparing often elaborate dishes, accurately. By and by, over decades, I became more practical. I have the implements, most of the ingredients, but, being busy, I dislike spending too much time cooking, so I have my go-to dishes, meals. I intentionally cook a lot at once and eat leftovers over the coming week. I can and do prepare a salad daily in less than 10 minutes that I love. I eat a lot of fresh fruit. My fridge is usually pretty full, the bottom freezer as well. I grow vegetables every summer, I can tomato sauces, plum recipes. I have baked from way before bread machines existed, but have a bread machine these days. I have a commercial microwave. I discovered that my mother was right when she declared that toaster ovens are terrific. I have one of those lined blank books (that I've filled to 85% full) over the years with recipes I've found here or there or worked up myself. I also have a searchable table of recipes I've worked up or found online or where ever in my computer data.Today, just look up food videos on YouTube and be done with it![]()
This is wisdom!Oh fancy! That looks great! Man who can cook can win any girl's heart. Every guy should learn how to cook.
I have tried and failed at brisket SO MANY times man.. cooked, smoked, that shit for days and still turns out semi-ok. Problem is I have tasted real brisket. I have tasted haven. I know what it tastes like. I cant friggin reproduce it.Made corned beef brisket sous vide yesterday. Getting a jump on St Patrick's Day. Did it at 180 for 10 hrs. Delish. Firm enough to slice, soft enough to take bite sized pieces off slice with a fork. Leftovers to make reuben sammiches.
Oh fancy! That looks great! Man who can cook can win any girl's heart. Every guy should learn how to cook.
The secret of baking a tender roast that falls apart with a fork is cooking it a really long time. Cook it in a covered baking pan for a couple hours.I have tried and failed at brisket SO MANY times man.. cooked, smoked, that shit for days and still turns out semi-ok. Problem is I have tasted real brisket. I have tasted haven. I know what it tastes like. I cant friggin reproduce it.
Man! You are funny and witty. You are intelligent and insightful. You are likable and entertaining.cooking ain't enough of an upside to outweigh all my downsides
My mom didn't love to cook, so few and far between were her offerings that garnered enthusiasm and praise. If I wanted to like what I ate, I had to prepare it myself, was what I felt and did as I developed in adolescence. As a STEM major, I was committed to accuracy, so I found and followed recipes to the letter because I considered myself a newbie to cooking. IOW, I approached the kitchen like I approached chem lab. Untold hours preparing often elaborate dishes, accurately. By and by, over decades, I became more practical. I have the implements, most of the ingredients, but, being busy, I dislike spending too much time cooking, so I have my go-to dishes, meals. I intentionally cook a lot at once and eat leftovers over the coming week. I can and do prepare a salad daily in less than 10 minutes that I love. I eat a lot of fresh fruit. My fridge is usually pretty full, the bottom freezer as well. I grow vegetables every summer, I can tomato sauces, plum recipes. I have baked from way before bread machines existed, but have a bread machine these days. I have a commercial microwave. I discovered that my mother was right when she declared that toaster ovens are terrific. I have one of those lined blank books (that I've filled to 85% full) over the years with recipes I've found here or there or worked up myself. I also have a searchable table of recipes I've worked up or found online or where ever in my computer data.
Wait... I thought you said we were having STEAMED HAMS...was craving oysters so picked up a box of Chesapeake Bay oysters. Ate some raw but I suck at shucking oysters so I ended up grilling it.
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I ordered oyster knife from Amazon which should be delivered tomorrow. I will be prepared with proper tool next time.
Don't beat yourself up- it's one of the most difficult things to BBQ. The trick is steady, consistent heat and getting the meat up to 202F.I have tried and failed at brisket SO MANY times man.. cooked, smoked, that shit for days and still turns out semi-ok. Problem is I have tasted real brisket. I have tasted haven. I know what it tastes like. I cant friggin reproduce it.
You know a LOT more about cooking than I do! I have no training I didn't pick up myself here and there and I have never been disciplined about it.I actually use Google Keep for my recipes...it's available from any Internet device and makes calling up recipes REALLY handy.
When I was being trained, we used a lot of laminated, hand-written 3x5 note cards for recipes, and each recipes was very unique, but the techniques used to implement them were the key, and that's something you need to learn through practice:
- Knife skills: learning to prep food quickly and of uniform shape
- Sauce making: from acid pan deglazing to roux to egg bases...sauce making is an art in itself.
- Basting: returning fat to lean meats with infused fats
- Braising- searing the outside of meats, then slow cooking them in liquid to melt the collegen and make the dish fork tender
There's lots more: baking, pasta making, caramelizing, herb and citrus use...takes a while to get comfortable, then quite a bit longer to get confident enough to do things consistently for a lot of complete strangers.
At a certain point everything just starts to click and you can pretty much cook nearly anything on any sufficient heat source. I agree toaster ovens are fantastic (especially the newer convection ones- great for pizza and wings!). But you can actually cook the same things on a campfire with a cast iron skillet, in a pot on a grill top, on a griddle...just need heat, a cooking vessel, and ingredients 🙂
Wait... I thought you said we were having STEAMED HAMS...