• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

What kind of man bag does Jack Bauer carry around?

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Originally posted by: daveymark
BOOYAH! found it:

Text

Nice REVIEW:

Jack Bauer is Tacticool!, April 8, 2006
Reviewer: BRD Bauer "CTU Trainee" (CTU Headquarters) - See all my reviews

I only bought this bag so I can be almost as cool as Jack Bauer. The bag says that its made of canvas, but it is actually made of Chuck Norris's skin, tanned and dyed green after he looked in Jack Bauer's direction and was promptly killed multiple times by Jack Bauer and his HK compact and Microtech Halo. This bag carries all my tactical stuff like my nunchauka, gas mask, toilet paper, clam jerky, fire sauce from Taco bell, spare magazines for my HK, suntan lotion, condoms, flip flops, bloody towels. If I ever need to bug-out, this bag is going with me baby!
 
Back
Top