Originally posted by: daveymark
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Jack Bauer is Tacticool!, April 8, 2006
Reviewer: BRD Bauer "CTU Trainee" (CTU Headquarters) - See all my reviews
I only bought this bag so I can be almost as cool as Jack Bauer. The bag says that its made of canvas, but it is actually made of Chuck Norris's skin, tanned and dyed green after he looked in Jack Bauer's direction and was promptly killed multiple times by Jack Bauer and his HK compact and Microtech Halo. This bag carries all my tactical stuff like my nunchauka, gas mask, toilet paper, clam jerky, fire sauce from Taco bell, spare magazines for my HK, suntan lotion, condoms, flip flops, bloody towels. If I ever need to bug-out, this bag is going with me baby!