Side-by-sides suck: poor space utilization, no freezer width for pizzas, etc.  I ought to know, I have one.  And . . . for all you who love your stupid water and ice dispensers, I have two questions:
1.)  Just what IS it about the taste of aluminum that you like so much?
2.) Hey, you wouldn't be the same guys who buy bottled water all the time because untreated tap water is so declasse now, would you?
OK, I guess if you're big breeders who never pull out in time and so have tons of rug rats, the convenience of an untreated, aluminum tinged water supply says "I wub my wittle wons" in ways we determined users of modern birth control just can't understand.  
Just don't go ostentasiously buying that dollar bottle of plastic encased Polack Springs at your local WaWa or 7/11, k?  
