What Kind Of Asian Are You?

[rh71]

I'm an Asian-American. So is my wife. :thumbsup:

 

[deejayshakur]

so 'fobulous' is the pinnacle that we should all reach for?

i never find these classifications very humorous because they just propagate harmful and divisive stereotypes. it's bad enough that asians get the bad rap of being cliquey and closed-off. don't hate within the race. the ones who know asian and american and asian-america culture--and people--well will understand what i mean.

that being said, i'll leave with an obligatory 'ha ha'. i know or have known, personally, somebody from every category, and with the exception of the female classifications, i myself can relate to something in every category. in the end, we're all asian.

 

[yukichigai]

A white one.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
A white one.

 

[tami]

i'm not asian.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: yoda291
you forgot self-hating evil asian:
- you cannot stand your own culture.
- you pretend not to speak the language so that when people comment on how "white" you are, you can peg it right back at them.
- you've had several asian SOs who you couldn't stand to be in the same room with.
- family events embarrass you because everyone is just standing around comparing what their children did.
- you could kick a kitten and not care.
- you are generally evil and people don't realize it because you get good grades.
- every other comment you make has a connotation or sarcasm embedded in it.

Seems like you're just a banana with social interaction issues

t'isn't I.

I couldn't kick a kitten. I'd just be all torn up about it.
but otherwise, I think I'm a little evil...but in a nice way.

 

[omniviper]

HWHAHAHAH thats hilarious!

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: fritolays
I fit into none of those... but the closest may be fobulous mixed with fobabee

 

[Gurck]

I'm a cauc-Asian...

 

[jadinolf]

Nice job. Thanks.

 

[dafatha00]

YAP

 

[z0mb13]

fobulous!

 

[MagicianBdotCom]

I don't see the point in having stereotypes if you list like 50 and say that they can mix because then its not even stereotyping anymore since you could put basically any races into those categories. Stereotypes are so 2001...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Gurck
I'm a Cock-Asian...

Fixed

 

[bret]

Originally posted by: Shawn
a non-asian

 

[FuZoR]

twinkie/asian american

 

[dighn]

a mixture of yap and fobulous seems to be the most fitting description

 

[rudder]

Where is the option for white guy who lived in Asia longer than many U.S. asians, and likes to eat egg rolls, drives a honda, and has fake boobs? As far as I know there are no naked pics of me on the net.

 

[Azurik]

bump

 

[akubi]

Yap i suppose

 

[GhettoFob]

GhettoFob

 

[white]

why is this up again?

 

[thechinesehero]

omfg i dont fit anything wtf am i?

 

[SnOop005]

Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)
- You were not born in America
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- You do not have any non-Asian friends
- Your parents do not speak any English
- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
- You get extremely good grades in school
- You cannot dance
- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

....My name is Leon and yes, is no accident....i guess im in a class of my own...

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, wtf...OP bumped this thread?