What I've Learned in my Old Age

[Amused]

WHAT I'VE LEARNED AS I'VE MATURED

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes - after that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

 

I've learned that you better have "protection" on a drinking night out.

 

[Pers]

the last thing you learned sucks...

i don't agree w/ it anyway

 

[Whitecloak]

the last one is so sad and so true

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: whitecloak
the last one is so sad and so true

Yep. The more someone annoys you, the less likely they are to pass away. I've got a grandmother-in-law that's like 120 (not really) and is in perfect health. Too bad she's psychotic and drives the entire family batty.

 

[Doggiedog]

You haven't learned how to spell learn in your titles yet though.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
You haven't learned how to spell learn in your titles yet though.

So I left out an R.

 

Amused

You lean over very well

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Roger
Amused

You lean over very well

Too late!! I fixed it!

 

Bah Humbug