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What is your worst (or best) drinking experience?

kuk

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Picking a lead on a previous thread, here is something that happened to me ... sorry if it's too long.

Earlier this year my highschool class went on graduation trip. Twentysome friends on a beautiful beach was everything I wanted. One day there was a party going on on an island just 10 minutes by boat from the city. Everyone gathered up and went to this party. Well, the girl that I liked at the time wasn't there, and I was free to do whatever I wanted. Started up with something light, then moved on to the vodka, a frozen tequila, some other strange samples, and back to the vodka. Other than dancing some stupid dance I would've never danced, I was doing ok. Then it started to hit me. Some friends, amazed at my condition (talkative, all happy and such) bought me more drinks (yay, didn't have to pay for them).

And so my friend calls another friend which was back home, on the cell, at around 1am. I don't remember I told him, but today he says that he laughed so hard that night that he waked up his neighbours ... but nevertheless, my speech was very slobbery. Then started the maniac depression phase. Everyone moved to a deck near the techno room, and put me on a chair on the rain. As I leaned over, the chair fell and started to giggle for about five minutes. Then came the throwing up phase, definately ending my hopes for any kisses that night.

The rain tightened up, and we left the island ... all I remember was saying to the captain of the boat that I was sorry and that I loved him. And that I loved the girl who showed me a great drink. And my friends that were carrying me. Back on the bus, I threw up out the window the whole time, while taking pictures with some strangers that liked me. LOL ...

Back at the hotel, I starting calling out for my friend who didn't go (yeah, the girl ...). The guys put me in the shower, but left the door open. The girls stayed in my room waiting to see me nekkid ... which is something I still don't know if actually happened. While in the shower, I see a camera pointing and taking pictures of me ... for which I started posing. I got out the shower and went to sleep.

The problem was ... it was my friend who took the pictures ... but with his girlfriend's camera. And you know what happens when you feel really cold ... :Q Although my friend is jealous and took the camera from his girl ... she says she saw the pics, and they are waiting to publish them on the graduation magazine/yearbook that our class will write.

LOL, I had to share that.
So if anyone sees some pictures of a giggly fool, posing nude for the camera, that's your old friend Kuk. 😀
 
One night at a Sushi Bar I drank about 8 of those large containers of Hot Sake ( at the bar people tend to buy each other sake) I got so drunk my friend had to drive me home. The next two days I felt so bad that it hurt just to open my eyes and the slightest sound made me cringe in pain. Worse hangover I ever had by tenfold
 
I'm confused. So, kuk, was that your best or worst drinking experience - cuz it sounded pretty good to me. 🙂

If tonight goes as well as I think (hope) it will, then I'll let you know in the morning.
 
I had 6 shots of schnapps, 8 shots of tequila, and a couple beers after spending all day in the sun at Lake Powell, then sat next to the campfire blowing fireballs of Everclear.
 
I'm try'in not to remember....:disgust:
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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I'm confused. So, kuk, was that your best or worst drinking experience - cuz it sounded pretty good to me. 🙂

If tonight goes as well as I think (hope) it will, then I'll let you know in the morning.

Well, it started good, then went bad, then back good, then back bad ... I guess that's the norm with drinking. I guess you can classify it as funny.
 
I'll go with my worst.

It's my 21st birthday and I'm at a friend's house getting.. well, drunk. I already had about 6 beers. That's a lot of liquid but I can handle that much alcohol no problem. A friend put two shots on the table. I said something like "I have a _revolutionary_ idea". I couldn't finish my sentence. I was attempting to put both shots down at the same time, rofl. One was of vodka and the other of Tequila Rose. Anyway, a friend of mine decided to HELP ME put down the shot of Vodka and told me not to worry about it. So he basically shoved the shot down my throat. Well, my stomach wasn't expecting it and I threw up the beers all over my pants right around the crotch area and some on the table. Another friend saw it happen but the guy who threw the shot down my throat didn't see the throw up. He just assumed that I "pissed my pants". Anyway, there was a good amount of our friends over at their house that night, so before I knew it I "pissed my pants". Friend B though, who basically cleaned up the whole mess eventually set it straight and after I sobered up I wanted to kick friend A's ass for shoving that vodka down my throat.

So yeah, for being my 21st birthday night it kind of sucked.
 
I was laying down on a little wall on my way back home from a music club but somehow (don't remember much) turned around and fell down the other side ... in a river. All I know after that is that it was fscking cold to walk home since it was in the winter.
 
my worst? well... this one time... i drank a large vanilla shake and got the sh!ts.. i was horrible 🙁
 
Wahaha, great story, one that remind me of one party:

In college, we knew of a party one night, and it's right across our dorm and a block. Ten or so, we got there and it was packed, music and smoke- a house and a huge backyard. We crawled thru an opening under a row of bush to avoid getting marked underage.

Anyways, we all met and chilled at the porch facing the backyard. It just happens to be where they were going to mix the drinks- a bathtub cooler was set right next to us. Then the bottles of Bacardi poured in, Hawaiian punch, ice. We got to be the ones passing the drinks out. It was dope!

We drank our ass off. Then we stuck our plastic cups into the window and got everclear refills from the guys inside. We each did that one guy pour everclear and count to 5 or 10 thing. Then we hauled our butts home.

No pics though, that's for halloween. 🙂
 
I'll take funniest drunk story for 200$ Alex I'm 17 at the time and some of my friends just got their lifeguard certs so we threw this huge party for them. I'm in the kitchen playing quarters with 7-8 beautiful girls and a couple of guys, and I'm on fire! I'm bouncing it in the glass..tink (point to which betty I want to drink) tink!...(point to another betty I want to get drunk 😉 ) when this buddy of mine Terry walks in. Well Terry is a couple of years older than me and I haven't known him that long and I've never partied with him. Well he preceeds to destroy me at quarters! Everytime he makes it he makes me drink, and he can't miss! damn him! He gets me so drunk I must have blacked out. I wake up about 7:00 am the next morning with the sprinklers hitting me, I'm on the side of the house next to my beach cruiser and I'm wearing a Dr. Seus hat and tie :Q I look around and the neighbors are walking the dog and lookin' at me like I'm a freak (I was). I got on my bike and rode home still half drunk. Later when I asked what happened I couldn't believe any of the things they told me or how I ended up with the hat and tie...until I saw the pics :Q
 
Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
I'll take funniest drunk story for 200$ Alex I'm 17 at the time and some of my friends just got their lifeguard certs so we threw this huge party for them. I'm in the kitchen playing quarters with 7-8 beautiful girls and a couple of guys, and I'm on fire! I'm bouncing it in the glass..tink (point to which betty I want to drink) tink!...(point to another betty I want to get drunk 😉 ) when this buddy of mine Terry walks in. Well Terry is a couple of years older than me and I haven't known him that long and I've never partied with him. Well he preceeds to destroy me at quarters! Everytime he makes it he makes me drink, and he can't miss! damn him! He gets me so drunk I must have blacked out. I wake up about 7:00 am the next morning with the sprinklers hitting me, I'm on the side of the house next to my beach cruiser and I'm wearing a Dr. Seus hat and tie :Q I look around and the neighbors are walking the dog and lookin' at me like I'm a freak (I was). I got on my bike and rode home still half drunk. Later when I asked what happened I couldn't believe any of the things they told me or how I ended up with the hat and tie...until I saw the pics :Q

Almost seems like you WANT us to demand pics. 🙂 Err, ok. You want to post the pics and you know it.
 
Almost seems like you WANT us to demand pics. Err, ok. You want to post the pics and you know it.
Are you kiddin'? I burned them ASAP but I don't own the negatives :Q
 
Worst: downed a 40 oz bottle of rum in about 2.5 hours. Had no idea where I was, which way was up, or how to get back to my dorm (I was in the next building over). Some friends carried me home, and a few girls looked after me as I passed out half naked in a garbage can... The next morning was hell.

Best: Finished winter exams in first year at 11 pm on December 22nd. Got back to the dorm and just played drinking games with my 24 case of Molson Canadian. Drank a few through a funnel, and stayed up until about 6 am havin fun. Didn't get sick, polished the entire thing off, went home the next day just fine.
 
Drank about 500ml of vodka in about 30-40mins. Don't remember waht happened after that. 😱 Actually, I remember rolling around in the grass and sucessfully going to the washroom, but not much else..
 
12 shots of good ol' jim beam in about an hour and 4 beers on top- still able to perform like a champ.... while being quizzed over various topics.

Myself and another finished a liter or Bicardi rum gold in under 3 hours, i was drinking on an empty stomach. no hangover the next day. didn't throw up either 🙂
 
Drank at the beach all day, in the hot sun (always a mistake to mix sun and booze) for hours. After the beach, we went to a party around 8pm, drank some more, and someone started passing around the Mary Jane, which I hadn't touched in a year or more. Exceedingly drunk, I said 'what the hell' and took a big toke.

The next thing I know, I'm in my bed at home, and its 11:00am the next morning. I'm dressed but at least my shoes are off, and I have red paint on my face, shirt, shorts, legs, hands. I have no clue where it came from...until three days later when I see one of the guys with whom I went to the party.

He asks "Was that a fuggin bash the other night or what? BTW, are you the one who put red spray paint all over that guy's house?"

I'm like..."What?"

He says, "Yeah, someone sprayed all kinds of crazy-ass things all over the outside of this guy's house. They even got his car. Some people think it was you."

"Ummm....nope wasn't me." :Q
 
The second time I ever drank I had like 5 cups of this mixed stuff with Vodka, beer, orange juice, & wine. I was dry heaving the next morning for like an hour and I wanted the top bunk bed to collapse on me, it sucked so much. Apparently I discovered later that my stomach dislikes vodka, I can drink anything else...but vodka always comes back up later. It f*cking sucks.
 
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